Bloodstains

[Vince]

Anyone know why there's bloodstains on the pavement outside Nicolas on LL? Is it because East Dulwich is "edgy"?

[candj]

Is it actually blood or did someone drop one of their Nicholas purchases?

[????]

Someone dropped some curtain fabric which wasn't twitchy enough on their nose, claret everywhere

[RosieH]

I finally flipped and beheaded a serial abuser of apostrophes

[????]

Did the blood pour out red like tomato's Rosy?

*runs away*

[RosieH]

Edited as while I believe in capital punishment for those who abuse helpless punctuation, this thread ain't done nothin to me and doesn't deserve to be killed.

[HonaloochieB]

???? Wrote:

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> Did the blood pour out red like tomato's Rosy?

>

> *runs away*

Yeah, youd better run. But you cant hide Quid's.

[Nicholas]

candj Wrote:

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> Is it actually blood or did someone drop one of

> their Nicholas purchases.

Nicholas

[Brendan]

Bloodstains on the pavement are normally a direct result of someone bleeding on the pavement.

[Brendan]

It all started whith that stealth-tax, rent-a-cop arse who fined me ?60 this morning.

?What?s wrong with that parking?? asked I.

?It?s bleeding on the pavement!? said he.

[Brendan]

So I drove him over.