Hello from East Dulwich Chantelle

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I went in the posh burger I am so cheeky I asked for a noknickersbocker glory I had one before that was behind the Co-op tho no wot I mean! Little angelos is doing well he said his first words the other day they were swearwords but he is six so bless ay. He went to his friends party little Asda was cute in her outfit it was supposed to be designer but we got it from the market and it says fucci but what you do expect no wot I mean. Granny did the party shes 32 now. I saw a woman that got runover by an iceland van but was saved by a large pepperoni if she spends ?25 its delivered for nuffink perhaps she can get down there on her crutches. You can get moved house on medical grounds if you?re upstairs you could go downstairs. I saw a bloke in his pants sitting outside his council flat. I swear hes had them pants on since Christmas last year the council got told he had a squatter in dem pants but it was just some dead rats. So the council did nuffink as usual. The council are rubbish you know. The police were not invited to our party some scum trying to sleep at 3am had the front to complain about the noise the police took some sausage rolls and left I told em to go away. That was when angelos spoke his first words it was sumfink like bog off Babylon amazing i dunno where he lernt it from. I dont know who they think they are coming round here giving it the biggun. Like we got angelos a Rottweiler for his birthday and left in the garden. Then the rubbish council came and said I am supposed to clear up the mess I said I don?t fink so the poopsie man does it and its not my garden its the councils garden who do they think I am alan titmarsh or sumfink. Angelos cant play out there for all the stinging nettles and weeds and dogs do and broken furniture but the council wontdo nuffink.