Ahoy Ahoy from a parliamentary person

[stringvest]

Hello guys vote for me again. I have really nice hair. My anthems are all from yesteryear ?love of the common people? ?bad boys? ?orvilles song?. For thirty years or so i?ve listened to you locals whinging about mould in your flats, roadworks, the c**kroaches that are overcrowded etc. Just yesterday I got a letter from a c**kroach that is going to be deported I am standing up for him in Parliament. I've lived here in East Thingy in the same place for many years. Who do I have to go and whinge at no one. I stand for East Thingy and I continue to stand until I can?t stand it, I mean I can?t stand until I?m legless oh you know what I mean.

Stringvest is bored !!!!