Hello, I love being here ....

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I am sitting on Goosey Green now, I come here when garage is full of other new people. It is very nice considering I used to live in a 6ft shed with thirty other people. The arsonist keeps us warm sometimes. The drinkers are very funny, one sits on the green in his pants sometimes they shout loudly and swear but they have nothing else to do and they are paid to do this it is their job. Sometimes many doors slam like thunder. The young men are bored that is why they break into cars and are stealing stuff and smoking herbs and doing something with silver bottles. If they had land to run on and hunt wildebeest and many wives they would not be bored. They could go into Peckham Rye instead of hanging round the streets they could see who can run like like a cheetah who could jump like a gazelle they could see into the dark like jungle cats.They could throw sticks very far. Sometimes the local police visit to be told to go away so they go away back to the police village in their police cart. Sometimes the police stay longer but that might be for food. I think they were invited to a party the other week I was not invited. Everyone in the village should be invited. There is a lady who collects metal one sunday she cut up a sink unit all day to recycle it is very good of her to do this service for the council. There are people with dogs who do poopsies and leave it but the council man sweeps it is his job so the dog people are very kind to provide this employment for the man. I am looking for a job too. I do not want to sweep poopsies. I want to be in a Chas and Dave tribute band I have $40 million dollars that I could spend if I could get it out of my seized bank account .......

Im sooooo bored.

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Couldn't you stick it all on on thread rather than block up the forum with your 'stuff' ....just a thought

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Sorry ... you are not Alan Medic are you? I didn't think I was "blocking up the forum". Just posting a few separate silly reads ...

I hope I am properly attired also, how should I dress to attend this forum, like ladies day at Ascot, or perhaps when one gets commanded by the Lord Chamberlain to attend Lillybet's garden party in June, full burka ??? Don't want to upset anyone offs!!