EAST DULWICH - I HAVE LOST IT

[millie7uk]

lost. sense of humour and desire to live in east Dulwich, if anyone finds it - approach with caution - this entity has a strong desire to live and let live - something missing from the dulwichites now inhabiting this place where you could recognise and speak to neighbours, go to a local pub without having to pay nearly ?5.00 a pint whilst watching someone whack out their baps to feed their welloffspring, leave out scraps for the local wildlife without twats squealing of pigeon shite, fox attacks (yeah ok) and all kinds of terrible things whilst they "convert" their property for months on end with all the shit and noise that goes with it only to sell it on so some other plank who comes in and start all over again - I have listened to a neighbour shout, scream run down (in his underpants) the road trying to pelt foxes with stones for making a noise for a couple o mins, whilst I have put up with his fckin house conversion, screaming children and 2 cars that never move parked in front of our disabled bay for years - if anyone would like to buy a lovely 3 bedroom house with a complete arsehole living next door please let me know

[JimH]

You might be able to find it in the countryside? Or maybe go back to the 80s. Enjoy your profit from the increased value in selling your house...

[KalamityKel]

Seriously?