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As if by magic been e-mailed by Ivy


Picture this: You are squashed in amongst a hoard of frostbitten strangers staring up at Big Ben. The bottle of fizz in your hands has gone flat long ago. You try to still bear a grin despite losing all your friends to the crowds and the feeling of early onset, new year morning neck ache. "Who likes fireworks anyway?' you think to yourself. "Damn, I wish I stayed local..."


Don't make the same mistake I have made year in year out. Stay local, don't pay entrance fee or any cab fair. See in the new year amongst familiar faces, great beer and wine and enjoy an awesome DJ set of dancehall fillers from the 60s to the present day (any requests welcome!)

malumbu Wrote:

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> As if by magic been e-mailed by Ivy

>

> Picture this: You are squashed in amongst a hoard

> of frostbitten strangers staring up at Big Ben.

> The bottle of fizz in your hands has gone flat

> long ago. You try to still bear a grin despite

> losing all your friends to the crowds and the

> feeling of early onset, new year morning neck

> ache. "Who likes fireworks anyway?' you think to

> yourself. "Damn, I wish I stayed local..."

>

> Don't make the same mistake I have made year in

> year out. Stay local, don't pay entrance fee or

> any cab fair. See in the new year amongst familiar

> faces, great beer and wine and enjoy an awesome DJ

> set of dancehall fillers from the 60s to the

> present day (any requests welcome!)



Nah Malumbo -no frostbite - just loads of rain (I think the next

one is called Gertrude).

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Horses for courses.

>

>

> Dubious clubs and pubs - to cop off - when young.

>

> Better clubs and house parties when older.

>

> House party - with select group - these days.

>

>

> Jools Holland followed by tepid attempt at sex -

> if you've given up on life.


You've left out:


Jools Holland.........yes I mean just Jools Holland


and


Sound asleep long before 12........that's the best one.

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