Weird meat

[RosieH]

Now I know I'm just asking for trouble in asking this question, and I will confess to trying to seek some inspiration for some work that I was supposed to do at 9am, so that I can go and get dressed and then go and get drunk.

But, are any of you aware of any meat scare stories / urban myths - you know, along the lines of the Kentucky Fried Cyst, or chickens that are born with no heads and just grown for gargantuan breasts?

[Mick Mac]

Something tells me you don't do spreadsheets for a living rosie.

[RosieH]

Damn straight.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I think the chickens piled high, pecking each other whilst sat on their own excrement without being able to even turn around is scare story enough (and not an urban myth)

But yeah when the round robin emails about the latest KFC myth ("that's why they changed the name to KFC - cuz there is no chicken in it anymore!!) come round I do roll my eyes

[KalamityKel]

id google some of jamie olivers recipes ;-)

[The Eye]

There's a Leper colony underneath Gourmet Burger on Lordship lane - fact! I Hope that will add some flesh to the carcass of any juicy/hammy story you're hoping to get your teeth into.

[The Eye]

Pidgeon nets above Favourite Chicken.

Pile of leashes out the back of Yi Ley.

Way too many mouse traps in east dulwich deli.

Cocktail sausages being sold in Franklins, now that's wierd!!

Iceland flogging fois gras for ?3.

Refunds at the deli counter at DKH.

[The Eye]

Ahem, where did my suggestion dissolve to?

[Sue]

A friend of my sister had a Kentucky Fried Mouse.

Disgruntled employee.