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Has anyone else felt the ground vibrate this morning?

It started here so very early without any warning.

I'm sure I heard a loud wurring noise as well.

But went back to sleep, just thinking ?Oh Hell?.


Are they tunnelling for the new tube line extension?

Is there something in the press, that I did not see mention.

Are the rabbits digging their burrows under my home?

Or could it be a place to stay for that little Gnome.


Could it be a hidden place for parking those Caravans?

It would help to keep your road clear of traffic jams.

Maybe it will solve the sound of that noisy wurring.

If we remember that April Fools day is now occurring.

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computedshorty Wrote:

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> Has anyone else felt the ground vibrate this

> morning?

> It started here so very early without any

> warning.

> I'm sure I heard a loud wurring noise as well.

> But went back to sleep, just thinking ?Oh Hell?.

>

> Are they tunnelling for the new tube line

> extension?

> Is there something in the press, that I did not

> see mention.

> Are the rabbits digging their burrows under my

> home?

> Or could it be a place to stay for that little

> Gnome.

>

> Could it be a hidden place for parking those

> Caravans?

> It would help to keep your road clear of traffic

> jams.

> Maybe it will solve the sound of that noisy

> wurring.

> If we remember that April Fools day is now

> occurring.



Brilliant poem Shorty. Very impressive - particularly as you clearly sussed that it was all just a harmless April Fool prank!

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brum Wrote:

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> Brilliant poem Shorty. Very impressive -

> particularly as you clearly sussed that it was all

> just a harmless April Fool prank!


It's a fab poem indeed! (tu)


Harmless prank brum??!! I think not. Do you know how many people's hopes you've raised as they thought the strange wurring sound was coming from the construction of a sparkling, shiny, new Waitrose on LL (6)

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