Track jumper

[Mr P]

Was anyone else on the 6.24pm train from London Bridge this evening? Got delayed by one and a half hours because someone had jumped onto the track? If so did you pickup on the drivers announcement "we can now continue our journey as they have clearer the person up"?

[Pagey]

You get some classic announcements, one I remember last year was, "we apologize for the late arrival of train XXX this was due to an attempted hijacking of the train by a passenger"

[????]

or, I'm never quite sure if t's an urban myth but, "Could everyone please take all of their belongings with them...especially if they work for MI5" just after Top Secret sh1t was left on a train