stench in Dulwich

[nouveau pauvre]

For the past few days (bar Sunday) I have been getting whiffs of the most awful stench, similar to what I imagine a crate of uncapped permanent markers would smell like. This is vicinity Calton Avenue / Court Lane -ish.

Anyone else smell it?

[ellielou]

we could smell something pretty fruity on east dulwich road today!

[sambless]

Terribly sorry nouveau pauvre! For the past fortnight, from my workshop on Dekker Road, i have been experimenting with Toluene. I am attempting to create Dinitrotoluene to use in Toluene Diisocyanate. I am developing a new flexible polyurethane foam that is more fire resistant. Toluene is also used in paint thinners and permanant markers, so that may explain the strange waft. Although i'm very close to nailing the process needed, it will probably only take a further 8 months to complete!

[Loz]

Here's hoping you get Dinitrotoluene and not Trinitrotoluene, else the smell may be the least of your neighbours worries...

[nouveau pauvre]

Awesome! Can I put in a wholesale order now?

[nouveau pauvre]

PS Sambless -- Seeing as you're already prepared to blow yourself up, I'm told there's quicker money in meth. HTH!