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Posted by maxxi 30 July, 2019 16:16

One of Lou's past lives gives a clue to her antipathy towards some neighbourhood newbies...

https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/file.php?20,file=333423



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Posted by diable rouge 30 July, 2019 16:42

Mr Loopy Lou about to wish he'd kept his mouth shut...

https://multifariousmeanderings.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/playmo-murder.jpg?w=848

I'll give you Fanny, next week I'm channeling my inner Boudica!

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Posted by Bob Buzzard 03 August, 2019 22:21

diable rouge Wrote:
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> While husband Bob is busy dib dibbing, Mrs
> Buzzard, with tape in hand, invites some builders
> round to measure up...
>
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> eopleWorkersJob-Lot.jpg
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> ''Ok, after 3, let's see which one of you can
> provide me with the best rear extension...''

That’s what Mrs B says we need to make a start on whilst I’m up at the Fort for the summer.

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Posted by Sue 04 August, 2019 21:18

big grin

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Posted by TheArtfulDogger 11 August, 2019 17:17

"It's alright darling" Said Sarah, "just park your scooter in the middle of the shop causing a trip hazard whilst we go off and do something more important"



"I'm sure the nice shopkeeper will look after it for a few days"



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Posted by Seabag 13 August, 2019 17:15

Can someone create one of these where Dogger gets ‘spaffed’ with an overripe marrow, thus rendering him incapable of posting on here for a bit.

Please, for everyone’s sake.

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Posted by dbboy 13 August, 2019 17:24

See Posted by red devil 22 June, 2015 18:12

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Posted by diable rouge 16 August, 2019 15:59

The opening night of Seabag's new home themed restaurant Couch Potatoes doesn't prove to be a success, as the denizens of CG decide they might as well stay at home and order a Deliveroo...

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Have you got an electrical certificate for this place? enquired Dulwich Basil Brush

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Posted by diable rouge 19 August, 2019 19:18

Fearing being outed as a member of The Clique, Comrade Loopy Louski decides to swot up...

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Cor blimey Guv...Stop nicking the daffodils...Has anybody seen my pussy...

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Posted by carlafindle 19 August, 2019 22:42

Pussy was probably expecting to see a friendly face.

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Posted by diable rouge August 27, 04:53PM

KK draws a blank in his search for jumbo hot dog rolls...

https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/323784166975_/Playmobil-3848-Hot-Dog-Stand-I-Hot-Dog-Verk%C3%A4ufer-I.jpg

Sorry mate, there was a sudden rush on them after the anal sex thread, can I tempt you with a couple of baps?

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Posted by maxxi August 27, 10:47PM

Red (and his own personal hot dog) taunts KK - "Now zat you ave a wheat shortage and ze Brexit meesewer zere will be non long bread for you!!

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Posted by Spartacus August 28, 05:18PM

Mr Chicken gets so angry about cars on his healthy street that he starts throwing his toys out of his pram


"Perhaps if they're quick enough they can block off both ends of the road and trap some cars inside" he mutters to himself as no-one else is listening



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Posted by diable rouge August 31, 11:43AM

While hubby is away in Wales channeling his inner Withnail and I, Mrs Bob decides it's now a good time to stimulate the local building economy into action with her own version of Rishi's Dishis while respecting social distancing...

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Is this the queue for Mrs Bob's 'Meat out and I'll help out'? inquired Pavel...

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Posted by Spartacus August 31, 02:05PM

Peter John decides to bring phase 4 of the healthy streets project forward and installs a fort in Dulwich Village



"when the floods come we can tax them when using boats to get into the village" he tells the council chamber and his trusty side kick Pirate Jimbo



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Posted by diable rouge September 09, 12:30PM

The Buzzards are having a bit of a 'domestic' after hubby Bob promised his wife they would be the first house in CG to install a lift...
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I wanted one of those fancy lifts like they have in The Glades in Brommers, not a fecking Stannah stair lift!...

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Posted by TheArtfulDogger September 24, 01:44PM

The Hill Billy family descend from Dog Kennel Hill in their old jaloppy after drinking enough moonshine to turn them blind just to shout insults at people using the EDF on Ulverscroft road



"There's no way of building more cycle lanes or improving bus services (or getting enough room to drive our shack) without restricting the volume of other traffic and the places it can park"



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