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Shut it!

Sydenham is another option.

IPHONE / IPAD Users are fashion victims. For so many reasons. The first is feature leakage where several obvious features are left off the first model. Front Facing Camera, Memory Card Slot , Hi Res etc etc. Then six months later out comes a new model with one of missing features. The Victims rush out and buy this new far better model. then Six months later out comes a new model with yet another missing feature added. This goes on and on and up go Apple's Shares. Me I think HTC and Nokia are better - but the Windows Phone OS is Crap. Another reason they are Fashion Victims is they DO look pretty. But really why buy a ?400 slab of plastic because its prettier than another ?400 slab of plastic? Especially as it spends most of the time in a pocket or bag. Surely Everyone can see this!

Next stop is crofton park that might be step free or lewisham is definatly and has lifts and were working this morning - yes best bet lewsisham

Sounds pretty standard not odd at all. Hope they aren't going to re-do all our drains!

At the Funeral of Mrs T he said "We are are Thatcherites now" What on Earth did he mean ?

The media seem to think we are all wearing black arm bands. Hats off to ITV who didn't show the whole funeral.

Nokia lumis. 2 hour battery life. And earpiece doesn't work. Also mike keeps cutting out so no phone calls. You don't have to go retro or cheap for a crap phone.

There was this Hedgehog. It said "Grunt Grunt Grunt" ...

Its hard to give up apple but very rewarding if you do.

Colour Screen - thats not rubbish

THE POSTER SAYING THE LADY'S NOT RETURNING Inspired

The Cistern cant be full. There's Still restospectives on TV. Maybe a quick double flush at 9.00?

HAS THE PASSING FINISHED YET?

ITs all clear now

Did you weigh it?

Would it open a Bicycle lock?

Try this site! http://www.penaltychargenotice.co.uk/

Yeah School doesnt open till 8.

unless there's a technicality. Incorrect signage or text in the notice for example.

We need the PCN Number and your reg to view this.

1.Contact a locksmith 2.Pick the Lock use a hair pin or small hacksaw blade and jiggle it vigorously. 3.How to open a U lock by freezing! http://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2012-08/gray-matter-how-science-helps-bike-thieves

Cut the Bike instead?

Leave Bike in Street. An "Expert" will come along and open them for you.

I just bought a famous Judy Garland/ Wizard of Oz Ditty. Twice!