mockney piers

*Balding Obese Bachelor*

Oh dear god, now THAT'S a challenge!!

Why Ever Indeed Reincarnates Do Oscillate

Get yourself the test yourself book or some PC type thingy. The theory questions are actually so easy and multiple choice, that they're pretty much un-failable. I would recommend getting some sort of resource for the observation element (I think there are online examples somewhere), as that can feel a bit random, and arbitrary, and I failed that first time despite getting about 99% on the questions.

I play the joker that's not a faux pas, that's stupidity.

But it sort of works for "All that she wants is another baby" Try it with a cigarette holder in the camp manner of an interwar German cabaret singer.

I can't believe I missed this thread. I can only surmise that Fabricio had a hefty sell spread bet on as to when this thread would be Godwinned.

"Surely everyone loves clowns, they're harmless after all"

rub it in why don't you. (the relegation, I'm not suggesting laddy muck rubs in dots somehow) Edited one time(s) at some point or other by mockney piers

a bot is a piece of software that automates a task basically. In this sense one designed to emulate a human posting on a forum. a pita is an acronym, the first three letters stand for Pain, In and The.

Yes, we thought this was a bot, but turns out it really is a person. (S)He gets banned, (s)he pops up again. They're obviously very tech savvy, a right weirdo and definitely a complete PITA.

LadyDeliah, I think I pretty much covered those points a page and a half ago. But I see you acknowledge that your examples were stretching the analogy too far. Of course enjoying someone's death and not giving a toss about someone's passing are two different things. I for one won't bat an eyelid when she goes, but I see no reason to revel or gloat.

well the implicit question in the title, should we have the right to remove a protest just because it's an eyesore, I would have to say no. In terms of permanency I don't suppose anyone should have that right, there may be plenty of others who would like to use the space to air their views, so I'd be pro limited regulation for any protests lasting over a certain period of time, whatever is sensible, be it 24 hours or a week. I have to say that I was never inured to the Tamil protests that lasted several weeks last spring. I found them deeply poignant and heart-breaking and of course ultimately futile. Colombo had set upon a cynical and brutal strategy to end a horrible 30 odd year civil war, and nothing London was going to say was going to have any effect frankly. In the light of Libya we (the international community) now seem surely obligated to step in whenever a government brutalises it's own people. The fact that we've fallen at the first Syrian hurdle suggests that in fact no precedent has been set, merely a blip. But I digress.

"[spain] wouldnt survive without the tourist money would it" It's not done badly buying up our decrepit banks, airports and telecoms companies has it in all fairness.

"he son of Thacher" Really? Bloody nepotism!!!

Mind you those early Christian Martyrs were mostly from pretty dodgy stock. Egyptians, Syrians, Tunisians, Jews, Balkan types. Coming over to Rome, taking up the catacomb stock. Probably getting fed themselves before being taken to a nice day out in the coliseum

Are you suggesting Huguenot is now part Roman or part lion, as well as Indian obviously?

I can't recall you ever have Tarot. But keep the stream of bile coming, it's weirdly entertaining.

Dont....try...reasoning....

I'm loving your misanthropy corner Tarot. Could you shed your beneficent light upon any other matters whilst your at it? ps Spain has a world cup, na naaa na naaaa naaaa.

I think Spain has suffered enough with all those immigrants from Britain, not learning the language, hanging stubbornly on to their own culture, taking advantage of the excellent health care system whilst contributing little to the economy. I hear Lagos is a pretty cool place.

I think you need a holiday tarot. Try proverbially letting your hair down (if you haven't pulled it all out at the sheer indignation caused by benefit claiming, drug smoking Nigerians and mixed race French Protestant-Indians), and if you get laid then I'm pretty sure the total quantity of happiness will grow and anger recede, jusssst a little bit. Go on, try it.

Try the Hitchin/Stevenage environs (but stay well out of the latter itself). Places like St Ippolyts, Gosmore, the Wymondlies and a whole host more. I've no idea how far 300k will get you mind. But the fast train in to Kings X and Moorgate are 30 and 25 minutes respectively from those towns. For that matter north Essex is picture postcard beautiful and might be worth thinking about, Chelmsford has a good service into Liverpool st and has lovely places scattered around it, Danbury springs to mind. Use your imagination and cast your net wide and you'll find something to fall in love with.

Maybe he was referring to the motorbike manufacturer. Perhaps after a terrible accident on the route 66 you were pieced together by a mechanic in one stop town. A carburettor for a lung that sort of thing?

Ooh, no need to target them!!!