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KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > erm... Sorry, Kel. Didn't mean to embarrass you. :)

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If I was to play devil's advocate (unlikely of > course) I would ask does sitting using a remote > device to contact the outside 'world' whils > sitting an a bar suggest ease with your immediate > surroundings? If it was a compulsion, then no, it wouldn't point to an ease. However, there was an ongoing dialogue which began earlier in the day, which I was enjoying, and saw no reason to cease as I was out and about. I understand what you are saying and do realise that many people do turn to i-phones or whatever when left b themselves - even when their companion only goes as far as the toilet. I am not one of these many people.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm sure girls really go for blokes in bars > sitting texting away on their > Blackberrys/I-phones, it's a real green light And vastly different to sitting on your @rse at a PC all day, much like I do at work or when working from home? I had a free afternoon, so took a mooch down to a bar to read the papers, turned out not to be an option. I have a background and history which makes me feel perfectly comfortable sitting in a bar, by myself (which I wasn't for the entire evening) tapping away on a phone/pc or reading a book. I enjoy watching the world go by, too. Perhaps that self confidence, and ease with my surroundings is a real green light?

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ..not sitting posting on the EDF all weekend he > won't This is true, but I was out and about - remote posting. anyway, most of my mental energy was focussed on the idea of Kel in the bath.

You're onto something here.

I'm new round these parts, and the forum, so not sure how many of you guys have bikes. As I work from home often, I see the same bikes all the time, and commute, too, past the same bikes. Anyone here? I hear loads of Triumph Triples whiz by, see a blue and red CBF parked outside the carpet shop, and in fact someone on a white Street Triple just flew by. I also see a yellow Fazer ridden by a woman (I think) daily, and think I've chatted to her at lights in Wimbledon. Any of these folks you? For my part, I have a Hornet, and a Triumph Daytona 675, which is never parked outside in ED, as I looked out my window at 2am once to see a couple of scroats wheeling it into the back of a Transit. I interceded, and the feckers dropped it and took off. Lock them up, folks! So, who's all one of the 1 percenters?

Ah, but where does it stop? Taxing them for their greater carbon footprint, strain on the health service and sweaty excretions....? Actually, thinking about it, I'm with you on this one.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If anything, Legal, his actions tell you you ain't > lost it. I'm convinced however that I am now at an > age where I am invisible to any female below 30, > which is quite funny because I can now wander into > changing rooms in dress shops and no one can see > me! Genius. Well, I've managed to go the full weekend and remain single. What a result....pffft.

Hope so.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > rcmacf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Bugger this, I'm off back to Clapham. > > > *Brum picks up bat and strides back to the > crease...* Good on you, sir. Somebody needs to soften them up before I start throwing my balls their way.

Two helpings, then licking the ice cream.

Bugger this, I'm off back to Clapham.

Ok, puritans, I'm outta here, lest my body be cleansed by fire at the hands of you nut jobs.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LOL, always best to let it out. We are after all, > animals. Has to be why doggy style is so popular, > the naked ape is a very informative read Not popular enough to bring any of you before me this evening. Besides, there are better..ahem.. Approaches.

My smiles are taken as a grimace. Will do my best, though, and you shall have a report, in triplicate, on your desk in the morning.

Right now you could take me in hand or any other part you see fit. I note that you are not offering, merely pointing out. Mouth, trousers.

Ok, done with rugby in bishop, soon to hit erm EDT. Won't be enthrawling, but I shall keep you guys posted. I imagine this shall go badly awry. Disappointed no one has the cojones to join me, and frankly dismayed. More wittering to follow.

Maybe I need to invest in a miss right now, then? Who's up?

So much, and yet so little. I have simple tastes but I insist on the best of simplicity. I think perhaps my intensity is a put off. I look for warm, open, alluring, bit smarter than me and relaxed, with an edge. Not much.

My cheeks have gone bright red. This is almost certainly alcohol poisoning. I'm going to be trouble this eve, although I'm beginning to suspect that my rugged highland charms are not what appeal to the refined southern rose. This may be the crux of it.

Bishop it is, then and so it begins and ends. ... .

That's two pints down in the palmerston. May go for three, then it's the bishop. Spelling may begin to suffer, but hopefully syntax shall endure. I hope you enjoy the demise, or at least descent, into the gutter of this "blog". Kel, you drying off yet?

Well, put of the bath, into something slinky and come have drinks till your heart's content.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > haha a lovely idea altho im am currently soaking > in da bath would u b so kind enuff 2 bring one > over? Delighted to, assuming that you are a wet, naked woman, and not a wet, naked man. I don't care how many bubbles you have to cover "little kel".

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i shall wave at u from my abode ;-) Way better to pop in for a pint. The Sussex best is top notch.