steveo

Hiya!

HonaloochieB

There are still too many

Still, it's a place where the unemployed can meet up to indulge in cod philosophy and take lunges at financial analysis I suppose it keeps them out of the library

But nothing's changed The printer is still broken. Butter is still expensive

De rigeur humourless offence taking

If you've ever tried to do a deal with an Irishman over a car, tractor, house, horse or gram of speed, you'll be familiar with all the posturing, bullying, leaving the room, coming back in again, foul language, threats of violence and general wailing and gnashing of teeth with which it is accompanied. What you don't do is quickly agree a price, shake hands and leave the room happy... either of you. There's a very long way to go yet

Vince for PM! He seems like a decent sort of cove

Is April 1 relevant?

Who said that? - A woman

'maidents. Nonsnese' Have you been drinking?

'Large Sauvignon Blanc please.' 'Red or white?' Jesus H 'White please.' 'And a pint of cider please.' '?13.40 please.'

It was all appalling marketing. The so called 'dementia tax' was actually a good idea but the Tories couldn't be bothered to explain it and the people couldn't be bothered to understand it. It was a huge improvement on what we have at the moment and would surely have made the lives of those with dementia and their families a helluva lot better. But don't let the truth stand in the way of a catchy headline or propaganda point.

We used to nick each others kit

Are we finally to be rid of the smoke belching, window rattling 176-ers? Hang out the bunting.