Lord Sornoff

Pot Noodle fajitas.

Tosh Lines.

Brillcream. Snuff. Tiffin. Empire. Mystic Meg.

I'm genuinely astonished that no one has mentioned such a trendy hallmark of co-operation and identity. Concorde.

Avoid financial meltdown by not measuring your economy solely on houseprices. Oh, and if you're in power, don't get in bed with a sector and be complacent in your partners reckless and greedy habits. Realising that markets are amoral, which is why they should be regulated in the first place with a firmer hand. Might help.

A strange label, Peckhamgatecrasher. You've lost me. Although I think that it would be more fitting to follow the theme of the thread and settle with: 'Hair of the Bog'.

Men of breeding. The British Raj. Steam engines. Baywatch.

Noted.

An unkind and half-hearted stereotype at best, Narnia. Find a red-faced toothless Kerry backwoodsman. Provide him with plenty of Poteen and Horsemeat. Debate over the correct verse of 'Fields of Athenry'. Presto.

I've already offered a "solution" to the chap concerned. It's up to him as to whether or not he wishes to pursue the measure I've suggested.

[pre] Yes. Guinness. Orange juice. Bits of fruit and stuff. Maybe chuck in a few spices. [/pre] Don't be acting the maggot, Sue.

Ever thought of fighting fire with fire, *Bob*?

Heaslip is a real danger to Wales. The Leinsterman possesses a useful turn of pace and acute sense of area/space. He also has lovely hair.