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TheArtfulDogger

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  1. Breadwinner
  2. Hello good (and not so good) people of East Dulwich I am starting this thread to help someone who badly needs our support I know, it's not like Dogger to assist I hear you cry, (Foxy your voice is so high only small dogs can hear it and Louisa I never knew you were so deep and gruff) But help is indeed required for a young person with a substantial loss of hearing. They have such a level of hearing loss that they have to turn the music up in his car so loud just to hear it. Now I know I used to crank up the music of my day, and often got told off by the local beat Bobby as Bach belted out at a shocking 2 decibels from my jaloppy whilst Jeeves walked in front with a red flag, but this poor unfortunate obviously had no idea how deaf they are. Maybe you know them, they drive through the quiet streets of East Dulwich between 7 and 8 at night and have to have the music so loud that you can hear it about 5 minutes before they pass you, normally starting like a low grumble that seems to penetrate your very soul and essence, building up until you feel like the earth is splitting asunder and hell is spewing forth the very Devils your priest warned you about in your youth if you indulged (I still sleep wearing boxing gloves as a result) and then the vibration builds to the point where parked cars jump to its beat and they sing out thier strange alarm sounding warble, like an Eerie cry of the banshees dragging you to your death, as the car passes They obviously need our pity and help so I am asking the lovely residents of East Dulwich to assist , dig deep and find it in your hearts to donate towards a hearing aide for this poor unfortunate soul. Can you help, is there anything you can do at the start of this festive giving season to make sure they don't go through life not knowing the beauty of silence, a lovers soft whisper or the sound of a bird tweeting it's joy of being alive I don't even know who they are ! It's a lot to ask I understand but someone must know who this person is and the best way to assist them before it's too late. Should I start a crowd funding page, just giving or put a charity box at the till of the coop ? ( I've never done this before) Help them, I beg you Thank you for your time
  3. Service
  4. cella Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You're seriously suggesting the constituency would > go Green! Nope, I'm just saying it would challenge the parties if a so called safe seat did
  5. That would be an interesting turn of events if this safe seat went green Would really make people sit up and think Strikes me we are in a popularist policy race at the moment with the main parties and promises / policies will be broken regardless of who wins
  6. carlafindle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wanky 🙀
  7. uncleglen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is possible if you study form and do quite well > on the horses- my step-dad did that....did his > milk round and was in front of the tv and on the > phone in the afternoons...priceless. Did he have a horse drawn milk cart and get tips straight from his horses mouth 🤔😂
  8. Trout (https://hisdarkmaterials.fandom.com/wiki/The_Trout_Inn)
  9. Medical
  10. Vote for me I promise free posting on the EDF forever* * subject to terms and conditions, change of heart and accepting that what you vote for isn't necessarily what I will deliver
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