Annette Curtain

Shut up.

derbyean Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I suppose that must be a smokers *cough* then, > assuming quids is right, being only half > rehabilitated. OMG. Is this the Libya thread now ?

OK Man.u. vs. Arsenal 2-0 But at least we're consistent. ( in that we've been knocked out of 3 cups in as many weeks ) Nette(6)

Atticus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm with Hugenot here. The self-righteousness on > here is nauseating at times. Ah hhhhaaaaaaaaa Yes indeed it is...http://www.safariquip.co.uk/download/pictures/Shewee/qeezee-sick-bags.jpg "Pass me the sick bag " Nette(tu)

The EDF Priory will not turn a blind eye to substance abuse. However, for medicinal purposes our in house dispensary can be contacted here www.priorywines.co.uk Please contact the sales Clinical Reception & collect your http://www.prioryfarm.co.uk/images/rc_sidepics1.jpg http://www.priory-antiques.co.uk/images/uploads/PYRAMID_TELEPHONE._1JPG.JPG"Hello...meds at 7:30-7:35" Have a pleasant stay & as it's Saturday it will be lights out at 6 ( a.m ) Dr.Curtain Clinical Director.

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, you know what they say Mick, one door shuts > and another opens!At least LM hasn't been > 'deactivated' unlike poor Sean. I wonder what > crime did he commit in forumville? A painful > execution no doubt.Beam me up Scottie! What like he's changed his name to "----" or something, god actually here's a thought. Maybe Sean was Scribe all along ? If not 11/10 for flouncing/deactivation. ( at least one of these points should push his buttons ) Nette(?)

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You got to know Sean well since Feb. 25th then? Right, no squabbling here or I'll call the orderlies. Jah please leave the room, you are beyond redemption. ( well at least your liver is ) And derybean, we can only treat ONE of your personalities at a time, which one is it to be ? Dr.Curtain

Dear Peter Yes you can remain anon, as long as we can use an anagram of your name. ( for therapeutic value of course, please pass this info onto narNia ) We had to send the Ambulance/blacked out Bentley for a reluctant new "guest" last nite. ( & to respect her anonymity she wishes to be called RosiHe ) I must say I'm encouraged by the in-patient admissions list so far. It seems we've opened just in time. So welcome to daziie, dulwich umm, takie1987 & quite possibly the Scottish rugby team. ( of course Saen & Ludymack made them very welcome/searched their bags for alcohol ) As clinical director I wish to extend business our warmest welcome to all. Dr.Curtain * gulps hand full of beta-blockers *

No, they're "in" the EDF Priory. N:)

http://www.priorygroup.com/Locations/London/~/media/Facility/The%20Priory%20Hospital%20Roehampton.ashx "I'll be fine, honest " Sadly some forumites have become a little worn down & all that posting has taken its toll. It's a "lifestyle" choice that has its casualties, so I've opened The EDF Priory as a place of rest and recuperation. In residence we have Sean Mc & LadyMuck ( searching for their inner mojo as it were ) ????'s had a short stint "in" but the 100 club & the gambling thread proved a draw too much. Please respect their recovery. Dr.Curtain * jangles keys * We are open 24 hours for self or forced admissions. If you wish to nominate a patient then pm me, Dr.Curtain

She's eloped with Sean. Yes. N:)

Oh, has the silly season started early ? N(?)

womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i think this should be a teenage boy initiation > type thing. sons goes to shed at bottom of garden > with father/ uncles etc and start the butchering. My 6 year old knows how & where the pigs go already, he's keen a visit to the abattoir when I next go. I think I was about the same age when I first saw it all. What do you think ? Nette(?)

OKAY.... Choose your handbags please. http://dickiebo.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/marc-jacobs-mix-quilted-classic-rosen-handbags1.jpg ( ????'s the pink might suit you IMHO ) N>:D< Good LUCK Arsenal.

http://www.bidn.com/Assets/Uploaded-CMS-Files/de9589fa-fc30-4992-94d8-59017aad91ecBIDocumenterCrazyEyes.jpg Are we married yet ?

Ms_Lilith Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brilliant thread Aspidistra :)-D Indeed... Oh, if only DaftRag were real ( I'd buy it for sure, along with the guardian O.C. ) N:)

d_c They might mock BUT I take you seriously. ( I've even p.m'd you.) Now behave you lot. http://www.flymo.co.uk/CacheLocal/ags/images/img_2_o110-0391_120x150.png"Oooo a flymo shredder, is there a course for that " N:)

Dorothy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Amazing! Did you actually search Ocado for > something that cost ?2.67? Ha ha ha haaaaaa >:D< Yes I did. I am sad aren't I. Ah haaaa. (tu):))

Lost Yorkshire Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I used to commute from Leeds to Kings Cross and > got the 6:40 on a Monday morning. Every week the > same guy got on at Doncaster, sat next to me, put > his suit jacket over himself (blanket style) and > went to sleep. > > We never said a peep to each other for over a > year! But you shaved his eyebrows & drew a mustache on with a felt-tip, right? ( then took a photo on your i-phone ) N:)

Ridgley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Really Anette did you get caught? Well no, but the ticket man did knock at the door. "Just a minute, I'm coming nearly done here" We both laughed & carried on banging the life out of each other. Happy days. Nette:)

aspidistra Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nette, I think that story may be of more interest > to dear 'Holly', though only if you'd learnt > advanced Estonian between Rustington and Worthing. Advanced Estonian, is that like Reverse Cowgirl ? Sounds fun. N:-$

Letters of note. I've just discovered this & love it. ( kissy kissy ) Oh and do read the Sid Vicious letter. Nette:)

ianr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette Curtain Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I had great sex on the London to Brighton fast > train ( in the toilets of course ) > > A popular line: cf chapter 7 of Stuart > Sutherland's "Breakdown". Really ianr. You need to get out more, rattle the ol'bones. I recommend this. N(tu)

Dorothy bought...... http://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-thumbs/47453011_M.jpg?identifier=38732407d38373b7309faf59f44d34ec?2.67 Ocado How sad is that ? N:-S

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was sick in my mouth somewhere between Oval and > Stockwell - back in '97 I think it was. > > Any use? Actually *Bob* I snogged someone once & then promptly threw up, but not in her the mouth. I was in Lincon that nite though, not on a train ( plus, I'd eaten a large chunk of cannabis resin ) N(tu) >hibbs wrote: Oh you lucky thing, I have always wanted to do it on a train ;-) Honestly, it's fab & if you get it right you can see yourselves in the mirror :))