Annette Curtain

I had great sex on the London to Brighton fast train ( in the toilets of course ) The Haywards Heath section was bloody fantastic. I'd actually been at the London boat show that day, though I didn't buy a boat. Any good to you ( we weren't in love btw ) N(tu)

One day, well actually one morning in Brighton I boarded the early train to Littlehampton. After a little while I slowly drifted off in a near comatose state, so imagine my suprise when I woke up & found I'd had actually arrived in Portsmouth. So, again I boarded the train next train back bound for L.A. ( Litte'ampton ) and promptly passed out again. I eventually came too as we pulled into Brighton. It was quite a journey, in fact the whole thing was life enhancing . ( mind you, the night before I had been ripped to the tits on LSD.) Is this the kind of story you're looking for aspidistra ? N(?)

Apparently... http://www.onlinetrophies.co.uk/photos/products_lg/L5064_52-146Elg.jpg we're still in with a chance on this one. N(6)(td)

Arsene Wenger will look in the mirror & then throw a cup of tea at the reflection he sees. ( or a pizza ) N(6)

Dickensman will get run over by a bus. http://www.stylishplacestostay.com/admin/images/head_london-bus.jpg ( he lives briefly but only as a cabbage until his child suffocates him with a pillow, before going on a wild spending spree with all his money ) http://www.vegetablesgrowing.com/images/cabbage.jpg " I am alive " http://direct.tesco.com/pi/Enlarge/7/100-3577F.jpg"Not for long" N(tu)

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > stupified she hid louder wheels? Really mockers. You must get out more man. N:-S

"Is dis an Eye-Phone 5 ?" http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/cell-phones.jpg"Yeah, I'm so cussin you like, dis is a Head Phone innit "

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Haha yes Nette, yes. Poor you Jah, but tell your > boss you're in love with them and that's why > you've been a bit irascible / tardy / sloppy in > your work lately, and you'd like to take them up > on the counselling that is doubtless offered by > such an august organisation. > > Don't forget to cry. Do Lidl do counseling ? N:-$

Duh!

Actually, what the feck am I doing sitting here INDOORS at my laptop when said SUNSHINE is outdoors. * points to the window * "Laters" http://www.brompton.co.uk/images/layout/lefthandimage6.gif * jumps on bike * Nette:)) P.s. Brum you weirdo, why my bins ?

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can we all just agree that Nani is a big girl? Agreed. Next ? N:)

Hello SUNSHINE..... http://www.democracyforum.co.uk/content/attachments/1294-sun.jpg.html?cid=18 " I've missed you " * bins prozac * Nette:))

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Urgh! Just been told I've got a disciplinary > hearing at work because some @#$%& complained > about me. Not good. :( Oh poor you. Admit everything & ask for counseling. Nette (tu)

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can be.... Oh I see, you're one of them. N:-S

We like riding bareback so we do. Oooo ride, ride & throw back your hair. Yes, it's sooooo exhilarating. http://www.southernsavers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/my-little-pony.jpg Edited to add a pretty pony. Nette:))

It's on the table now, waiting for my hungry bears. http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/usrecipes/porridge/images/porridge-450.jpg ( boys that is )

For international news I prefer this "classy" publication. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6e/National_Enquirer_cover.png/220px-National_Enquirer_cover.png 99P. of pure shite/joy. Also a must read for who wears a spanx/toupee/gastric band

Kerrr-azze indeed. Are you naked ? N(?)

Sun & Doves USED to be a great pub. Sadly it seems to have gone downhill. Mind you I drove past it yesterday and it seemed very neat & tidy. Nette.:)

Well done Liverpool. ( ow, that hurts ) NB)

Belen cryptically Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry, P...y is the wrong place ( who can this P...y person be ? ) > > Well you know my heart belongs to someone else, > so you don't have to break it, if love don't > change my mind. > Yea ! I have two ( well 3 actually ) more things I need to tell you >1. I don't want your sympathy >2. we don't have to be friends, >3. we don't have to be enemies and I am absolutely > fine. > Ok you know my heart is achin' for what you told > me > and I saw in the FO..M. > Nothing can be unpredictable when it comes to > KARMA > You are a nice guy,but please save your time and > energy > > Here are some tips to help you to move on. > > WWW.blinddates.com > www.lonlyhearts.com In other words "P...y" Piss off you freakin' internet stalker, is what I'm reading. N:)

Sounds very interesting ( and tasty ) I may well purchase my own. Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, As fast as he could caper, To old Dame Dob, who patched his nob With vinegar and brown paper. Qtd from wiki. Blimey

aloued Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Johanssons In Camberwell is a lovely dell that has > recently opened i'n the evening. > The menu is small, but AMAZING! A Swedish heme, > with a Sweden chef and very friendly waitresses. > There Is a lovely atmOsphere once you get through > the empty entrance way. > Honestly, one of the best meals I've had in > London! > Amy What does "heme" actually taste like? ( sounds very on-trend ) Actually I am feeling peckish.

Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where has Scribe gone. hunting. He's been "Culled" N:)

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No - because there were no horses running today at > Cheltenham. But when they do... http://kellusion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Grim-Reaper-Tattoos-Scream.jpg "It's a sure bet..."