Annette Curtain

The Dulwich bound Turkey pours out his heart to the only friend that he has. " I'm ever so worried about Christmas this year " he splutters as tears run down his face. "http://www.krittersinthemailbox.com/animals/turkeys/fig1f.jpghttp://p.playserver1.com/ProductImages/9/5/6/2/7/5/5/1/15572659_500x500_1.jpg "I know, me too" says the Dalek. "Last year I wanted a bike but my mum didn't get me one"

(td):)) (tu)"What's y'name, where y'from & wot you on" Nice...

Were you on an e ? * blows whistle * Nette(?)

http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/nautical/memorabilia/images_large/am_p64_hg008_large.jpghttp://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/collectables/clangers/images_large/Dscf0033_large.jpg" It's all a question of timing " said Moos to herself, over & over again.

Oh blast And Roland Butter was doing so well on there. Hey ho. Nette:-S

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Moos, DC's right - turkey breast is dry no matter > what you do to it but St Delia's bread sauce > together with the gravy and cranberry will smother > it into a festive submission. Sorry but that's not strictly true darling maxxi & d_c. If you pot roast the crown it is utterly devine. I'll expand later. But for now, tootle-pip, i'm off to bizarre-o central ( work/hoxton ) NetteX

Thomas Micklewright heaves the last goose liver in East Dulwich down the manhole. " Thank fuuk for that " http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/collectables/clangers/images_large/Dscf0036_large.jpg he sighs.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > e) ...sorted r.d That looks like it's just come out of your own freezer Correct? You ol' sad-o Nette:))

Oh gosh it has to be "d" . Personally i'd learn to cook each thing individually up until Christmas Good roast spuds one week... Veg cooked just how you like it the next.... Stuffing, bread sauce and so on. Then assemble your food/skills & show-em good. Nette(tu)

Let it depart this earth, be re-cycled, go to the great car grave yard in the sky. ( yes, in other words "scrap it" ) Nette:(

Laddy Muck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's bottom is a little scarred and scratched ! Oh dear:-S That's where the trouble will be. It might look bright and shiny now but come "the jammin" * dong dong donggggggg * " Sticker-oo time, all over again " Nette:X

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This time, as long as it takes. Oh no. Not gamblers rehab ? Poor boy. Nette:)

Time please Ladies & Gentlemen.... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/beerglass_228x352.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/beerglass_228x352.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/beerglass_228x352.jpg " Oooo, now if you look carefully you can see the face of jesus (rolling his eyes) on them there beer glasses " * cue christian fundamentalism / conspiracy rant * Nette:-S

????'s has Shergar locked in a stable just-off Upland Road. http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00000/shergar_771c.jpg http://www.lordlucan.com/lucan_4_small.jpg "Really ? don't be silly..." " Ladies & Gentlemen. Since 1977 I have been working as "Ronald Mc Donald " http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/ElvisPresleyAlohafromHawaii.jpg

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh how wrong you are Nette. Oh gosh Don't tell me. He's in Prison. Nette::o

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh how wrong you are Nette. ;-) Maybe I should have italicised and underlined parts of my post. ( you know, nudge nudge, wink wink )

resident25yearsED Wrote: > I have been doing some research (lahdeedah) and it > does appear that ............... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rqH4fUbko2U/TS3fflBSfGI/AAAAAAAASvw/DGYxNzhwMkM/s320/troll.jpg Indeed, though spare us please. NETTE(6)

My GOD What next....... http://www.virginmedia.com/images/birds-eye.jpg Captain Birdseye doesn't actually eat fish ? Nette:-S

dita-on-tees Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > prawns looks like babies fingers. Freaky baby

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have your conspirancy theories plumbed new depths > with the claim that Keynesian Economics was a > communist attack on the USA? http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/28/609733-587627_bear_traps_super_large.jpg " Tum tee tum..."

I once went sea fishing ( brave girl that I am ) I caught a large Codling and then started pulling a Mackerel in. The guy on the boat I was with took it off the hook and threw it back. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJMoLiLm3byqjBErEtlgAqkuXH6r8eyQ5RYoBKh-oxJjvWks31 "Rats of the sea" he cursed. Now, that didn't bother me but my darling lady can't face eating one since. Put her right off it has. Net:-S

If you buy a half it's only ?2.35 Cheap eh ? Nette:-S

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > what's happened to Quids Mick?.. Oh silly ????'s is probably out there lurking and creating a new persona. Bourgeois Boheme. He's a Guardian reading vegan with a social conscience, lives in the village and wears stylish but ethical Chelsea Boots. http://www.fashion-conscience.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/160x200/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/b/o/bourgeois_boheme_brown_vegan_chelsea_ankle_boot_ethical_fashion_1.jpg

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mockney piers Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > Really? REALLY?? Or was he just messing with you? > Strafer's a wrong'un and no mistake, but I'm quite > partial to a bit of Earl. Please don't ruin it > for me. Earl & a pint prawns. Now that can't be beaten. Nette:)

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Loving the emphasis on a 'close fit' :D What no pleated hockey skirts then DJ * shakes head *