red devil

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't you fecking dare sign this French ponce! > > Say It Ain't So Harry. Sorry, 'arry has said it is so...:)

YaYa signs for the Bitters and imemediately says he wants to return and play for 'the club of his life' Ballotelli signs for the Bitters and immediately says he would have preferred to stay in Italy. Don't you just love foreign mercenaries :))

Mick, Rory's career is only just starting, give him time...how's Goosen doing?

*wipes away tear in the eye whilst reading Quid's Casual euology*...'ave it!

*Bob*, it's the done thing for home supporters to wear attire to welcome the newly promoted opposing team's supporters and make them feel at home, part of the Premier League's 'One Big Happy Family' initiative, so for this game make sure you wear a bright tangerine 'Kiss Me Quick' hat...'Squeeze Me Slowly' optional...stick of rock?, oh go on then Warning: do not hold aforementioned stick of rock whilst shouting ''Up the Arse!''

Funny caption Jah :)) Scores from the Manchester jury... Tottenham 2 Man City 1 (SuperMario goes into his first strop because someone tells him the 3 gold stars above the club crest don't represent trophies...they just look nice and continental) Aston Villa 1 West Ham 2 (Avram becomes honoury Cock-er-ney, until the first defeat that is, when the UP 'faithful' start baying for his blood) Blackburn 2 Everton 2 (Just how football used to be played...:-S) Bolton 2 Fulham 0 (Fayed cancels Hughes' Harrods Xmas hamper) Sunderland 2 Birmingham 1 (Brucie wins a close one in battle of the ugliest ex-centre-halves) Wigan 0 Blackpool 0 (Nuff said) Wolverhampton 0 Stoke 0 (Ditto) Chelsea 5 West Brom 2 (Baggies actually park their team coach in the goal, but forget to move it at half-time) Liverpool 1 Arsenal 2 (Joe Cole realises he signed for the wrong team) Man Utd 3 Newcastle 2 (late late late winner from Little Pea, showing his killer instinct in front of the goal, the ball ricochets in off his arse)

That's someone in the IT dept on a wind up, probably infiltrated by a Bluenose...I think Barca are more concerned with a direct replacement for Yaya 'I didn't sign for the money' Toure...who ever signs Ozil will be getting a real bargain though if the quoted figures of ?8-10m are true...

BR..shouldn't you be 'contributing' on Talksport?.. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That he may be red devil but he can certainly play > a bit too. Along with Tevez I thought he was > City's best player last year and Steven Ireland is > a very good player too, Player Of The Year for > them the season before last - another of which > they want to gid rid of and Spurs are interested > in both of them but they don't want to sell to > Spurs. Tossers! > I think Citeh have paid way over the odds for some > quite mediocre players; David Villa aside, none of > whom have any experience in the Premiership. I > can't see them breaking in the top four, can you? I agree Jah, I'm just surprised anyone actually signs for that classless rabble...this time next year they'll be a new manager and a new intake...despite his failings last season I still admire Berba for refusing to even talk to them when they were waving their cheque book at him...unless Spurs can get in some players of the quality of Bellamy et al they will struggle with Champions League committments, but there's still plenty of time for 'arry to do some wheelin' and dealin'...potentially it's going to be a fantastic season, and I hope Spurs can push on from last year...even with Bellamy ;-)

Is there a smell in the room?..

Jah, I hope Spurs sign Bellamy, you'll then actually have first hand knowledge of what an arrogant petulant little @#$%& actually is... http://www.tshirtsunited.com/images/designs/unitedgreaterthanengland_design.jpg

What Keef said...

is it available in HD?...:)

If you two can't sort out your differences soon, I'm going to stick with the Telegraph...

Shouldn't that read ''the only trophy in the new cabinet''? :))

*loads up harpoon gun*...;-)

Dorothy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How does an utter newb make themselves known at > these drinks? > > Should I come in wearing a badge saying Dorothy? > > I'd probably try and persuade a real life friend > to come with me but what if no-such friend could > be found that night? Don't worry Dot, I've been told that many 'friends of Dorothy' turn up for the drinks...

yes, come on Simon, Ruffers et al...tone it down with your anti-Liverpool bile, didn't you know our Scouse bretherin are such sensitive little souls, scratch them and they bleed (mind, keep your fingers crossed that thay don't put in a compo claim against you though) and as for you Mick Mac, well I despair...Roy Hodgson is a very very nice man, and that Joe Cole fella can kick with both feet...see, it's easy :))

:))...is that an old echo I hear...tick tock

Marmora Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You could try Aquarius at the end of Marmora Road. > Not exactly fine golf (9 holes only) it's bult on > top of a reservoir but at about ?200 a year it's > doesn't cost the earth. and you get to take practice shots at MM's greenhouse...;-)

Come on Simon, without Wednesday you'd be lost, every city should have a rivalry/derby...I enjoyed Citeh's demise but secretly missed the ribbing and derby games...and now that they are loaded it's even sweeter when we beat them :))

...wanna bet?

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LET'S PLAY DARTS! alternatively...''here's what you would've won!'' http://www.childofthe1980s.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bullseye.jpg

A few headline shocker stories breaking in the world of footie today...the whole of the France World Cup squad suspended for their next game...Sheffield Wed handed winding up order...and biggest of all, another club has signed Titus Bramble :))

''I'm 'avin a faaaaaag!'' http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1990/gallery/340/harry.jpg