*Bob*
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The Work Institute have admitted that two thirds of Mothers are not involved in work on anything like an equal par with Fathers. Hence - The truth is that most women still struggle to turn on a computer, let alone understand a pie chart.
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Bollamory?
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I think they've been put there in a hopeless attempt to draw the eye away from the assortment of wheeled metal cages and stacks of damp cardboard that usually decorate the entrance.
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Racing after me, she caught my arm as I waited helplessly for the green man. I turned.. our eyes locked.. and I knew I was finished. 'Chug Me', I whispered.
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One of them was really quite attractive - wearing a low-cut tabard and fingering the bulldog clip on her clipboard in a most provocative manner. Before I could ask for their Solicitation Statement, my spectacles had steamed-up and I had to make my excuses and use an Iceland carrier to hide my excitement.
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I cannot. I have vowed never to say anything ever again, lest someone becomes upset beyond all reasonable proportion.
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Is 'Jester' the most well thought-out forum username..? Considering? My apologies. I wasn't to know you'd be massively oversensitive about some light 'jesting' which clearly occurred to another dozen or so other bastards - I mean - people - at the same time.
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kleinhond Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- a load of waffle > from people who need to get out more :)-D With this sort of positive encouragement from The Management, it's no wonder the place is going great guns.
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It was more Mockney than me. He's always the ringleader. Him and that Indian bloke in Singapore.
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Don't go! Please, please, please come back and make everything lots of fun again.
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A..? damn!.. not as easy as it looks, is it?
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This is exactly the sort of smart alec post which is people leaving the EDF in their thousands - and flocking to The Nunhead Forum. I hope you are proud of yourself, you absolute bastard.
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I'm holding out for the three letter version. It's gonna be absolutely brilliant.
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He should have called it a day after the second tour. I'm sure now he often wonders why he carries on, but just doesn't know how to stop. A sad end, really.
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Seems a little officious. Could I plump for the Dulux colour chart instead? Chugger A: Mellow Jasmine 2 (vinyl silk). Cowrie shell necklace (possibly Australian) Chugger B: Cornflower Sunset. Trilby hat. Port wine stain in the shape of Jim Bowen. Chugger C: Velvet Truffle. Bullet belt, Sportacus waistcoat and unsightly mouth cheese. BEWARE
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clueless, you say?
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You're right.. 'just a pop festival' is unduly harsh. It's still a great festival and I'll still wish I was there when it starts. But it's definitely less of a party. A lot of party people who used to make it really swing (daddio) have decamped to other smaller festivals - ones that cater more specifically for them, only with less associated hassle and more chance of it not pissing down!
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I assume they're still both trapped in your cellar then, Mockney? Along with all the others.
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muff no worries with that one
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anal beard?
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sorry.. only four letters allowed. Gosh. this is tricky. Let me have another think.
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bell-end
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please god, no..
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Well it's common sense, really isn't it. If you're responding to a 'car for sale' advert, which stipulates you must bring cash only and meet in a deserted lane in Surrey - then it's probably best to give it a miss.