*Bob*

Hee Hee.. as a matter of fact, I was guarding a child (our own, I hasten to add) whilst waiting for *someone* to come out of a shop. But the eavesdropping bit really was most entertaining. The other thing I noticed for the first time were groups of tourists/out-of-towners - in abundance. Idling down the Lane, window-shopping and checking out the menus like they're on holiday in Spain or something.

That's him!

That was probably Sean. I suppose he was after some change.. as usual.

Have you ever stood on Lordship Lane on a Saturday and eavesdropped on the conversations of passers-by? It's a steady flow of people congratulating themselves (and each other) on where they live. Give it a go. It's a hoot! (You can pretend you're making a phone call - for cover - if you like).

Ok. But I won't stay the night - and I charge more for kissing.

I can't believe no-one's said 'East Dulwich' yet. Macro-baaaan?

What's a straw puppet?

how about c**tface?

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe it would be better if you go and visit the > poor old sod instead. Alan's closer.

Anything with 'design by FA Porsche' on it Scotland The Theatre Going on holiday Coming back from a holiday.

Surely 'MyFace' would be better?

You might need to sponge it off with a bit of Vim first.

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I have a feeling you might not be the bag which Maurice is into, Chav.

I'd agree with Lozzy.. when it's good, it's as good as any I've had anywhere. But the quality has been variable.

Yes.. always better to talk to your clientele openly... instead of getting a chum to post on your behalf, prefacing your statements with "I'm guessing that blah blah" or "I imagine that blah blah" - when you obviously know exactly what's going on.

Did everyone know that you can buy a bottle of wine in G&B for ?5.99 which is far nicer than you would get in a supermarket? Just checking.. in case you all missed it the first time. Ah.. I mean, er, second time.

Could someone check the doorsteps down Camberwell Grove for a surfeit of milk bottles? Assuming they haven't all been stolen, of course.

If you're planning on getting jiggy at Glasto, the first night (shower fresh) and the last night (beyond caring) are optimum. Friday is always asking for trouble as your nether regions are already 'on the turn' but your nose hasn't fully acclimatised to festival setting. I believe the statistics (based on the number or free rubbers they dish out) bear this out. And if it rains, the jiggy-factor also shoots-up (so to speak) massively. So rain is not all bad news as there's a payoff in the legover department.

You should do it, Michael. Glasto is a great place to meet lay-deez. It's not known as 'the festival of peace and love' for nothing, you know.

We have Bestival tickets.. as a backup.

I dunno, Brendan... It's all Greek to me.

I'm looking forward to getting pissed-on for five days this year just as much as I enjoyed it last year.

I don't think Cannon and Ball were doing each other though. Or were they?