HonaloochieB

House Of The Rising Sun - Bob Dylan

Nunhead - WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I SANG OUT TUNE, WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? East Dulwich (looks from side to side) - Someone say something? Nunhead - DO YOU NEEEEEED ANYBODY? I NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE. East Dulwich - Don't we all, Catford seems like a nice girl. The 185 goes all the way. You could too. Edited because I missed the 'all the way' gag (if such it be) first time round. What's wrong with me? It's not as if I haven't seen a Carry On film.

I usually enjoy the hour long Sunday episode. But this evening the pub singer, the builder, the retired 'business' man and the disengaged fey student just made me want to pick up the book I've been reading about London folklore, or that Val McDermid, so I dropped out at the twenty minute mark. They just depressed the living crap out of me. It all seemed such a dreary, joyless experience for all involved. Voiceover Lamb bloke included. Anyway, I decided in the end to break out the Blazing Saddles DVD, so all's still cooking round here. But CDWM, come on, try a little harder in future. Edited, because it required seasoning with a few words.

East Dulwich - KNOCK KNOCK Nunhead - Who's there? East Dulwich - Yeah, you wished you lived near enough to hear. Hah!

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > East Dulwich walks into a bar, left hand on hip > > while waving the right arm in the air. > > > > ED - Do you serve seafood? > > > > Barman - Yes but we don't serve seagulls. > > > > ED - Bugger, where's my carpet gone? > > > Dude. I'm sure there used to be a salt shaker in > tht joke. Hepburn seven or spongecake. Brendan, I think you'll find that was a Clapham joke.

Midnight Lady - Mott The Hoople

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Who is the comedian that mocks East Dulwich?" > > Sounds like the start of a middle class rumble. East Dulwich walks into an independent coffee shop pushing a triangular pram with an infant quietly sucking at a rusk. ED - WHAT THE F*CK PROBLEM IS THERE WITH ME BRINGING THE FRUIT OF MY WOMB IN HERE? YOUR ATTITUDE? IT'S TANTAMOUNT TO BLOODY RACISM I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP CUSTOMERS - ??????? Barista - Espresso? ED - No, Im alright, orange juice please, and a Pepsi for the kid.

Tonight's The Night - Rod Stewart

I'm sure I saw Phil Collins walking past Moxon's last Tuesday. I was on the other side of the road and was going into His Lordship launderette, and though my eyesight isn't the absolute best, I'm sure for some reason I could hear him coming in the air. I was going in there to do some dyeing. Oh, Lord.

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Edcam, yeah I agree. Whew. Never did like > cliques. Nor me neither, if it ain't a click, it ain't nothing so far as I'm concerned.

While i don't this is as scientific as plastic bags of water, playing The Cramps' 'Human Fly' loudly on a loop might be effective. It certainly puts the willies up my neighbours parakeet.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gosh this thread almost passed me by. I'm totally > in love with you Hoochie B so I'll join your > click. PM me details of the secret handshake as I > wouldn't want to run into a click member in, say, > Somerfield, and make a complete twit of myself. > > BTW - you know Lord Hunter and the Rant Band is > touring, right? Islington in October. Fabulous > venue. Frankly Giggi, I was heartsick not to have heard from you earlier, but of course am now massively relieved that you have joined. If you'll accept the post I'd like you to be the Ministrette Without Portfolio, consider it a roving brief. Or a rock and rolling brief, if you will. Good thinking on the handshake, this will require a little thought and some research, I'll call my friend Jason the Mason and see if he's free. And thanks, yes I did know about IH at Islington and have got tickets for myself and Honaloochie Jnr, this is an acoustic gig, he's doing the Komedia at Brighton with the Rant band also, so I'll be there as well. We're being spoiled this year what with the Barbican show earler this month. One of his finest I might add.

nashoi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are occasional posters welcome? I had been > thinking of creating a one man click of my own and > calling it a cl1ck and then I remembered I've just > turned 40 and that sort of thing really, really > isn't acceptable. Nashoi, why bless you of course you can join my click, despite being middle-aged. Consider yourself one of us, as Lionel Bart had it. Shall I put you down for the XL T shirt?

People Who Died - The Jim Caroll Band

Giggi, to quote PG Wodehouse you are a queen of your sex and stand alone. To quote my old Jewish mate Les, you're a mensch, boubalah. Now I know why I keep coming back here.

East Dulwich walks into a bar, left hand on hip while waving the right arm in the air. ED - Do you serve seafood? Barman - Yes but we don't serve seagulls. ED - Bugger, where's my carpet gone?

Does anyone know any spies in real life? Are they as tough, good-looking and posh and mostly young, as they are in Spooks? Aren't any of them common and older like Callan or Harry Palmer? I'd like to think I was still in with a shout, should I get the call.

People Who Need People (Are The Luuuuuuckiest People In The Wooorld) - Barbra Streisand

edcam Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > cate Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > Thanks for the rejection. You are just a bit > > previous. I didn't apply to join. > > > Cate - I think you might be well out of this one. > Nothing wrong with expecting a level of literacy! Hey Poindexter, don't nothin' be wrong with my literacy.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > > > *Which Kinks song reminds YOU of the EDF? > > There's a 'Lola' styled cherry-cola for the > best > > answer. > > > The Village Green Preservation Society. > > I hate cherry cola so I'll settle for a pint of > Guinness. Cheers! Hating cherry-cola? Correct! Likening the EDF to The Village Green Preservation Society? Couldn't be correcteeeer.

Huggers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ''I haven't seen her for ages, she's probably > married some silk scarf clad bloke'' > or joined a witness protection programme Or just had the bleeder nicked, or well, what are we doing discussing this? I feel myself falling over, so I do.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The above is a complete lie isn't it HonaB? There > were no centimetres in 1970-mumblety-mumble Holy Jaysus PGC, you're quite completely correct. There was I, thinking I was posing, if not poncing, perhaps posturing around on a pair of what we used to style 'ones and twos' when of course centimetres weren't invented until the late 1990's. It was inches of course. Thanks for that. Wasn't I a lucky fecker not to break an ankle on them hoors of things. You have to just be grateful, don't you?

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What you are referring is not a click. It's a > clique. Away with your Frenchified flummery. 'Clique' indeed Cate. It saddens me to see someone falling at the first hurdle, particularly as the response has, in the first stages been a little less than overwhelming, but standards must been maintained. We must always aim for quality rather than quantity. Regretfully I must decline your application. The board finds you not 'street' enough for this particular click. With your permission we will submit your details to the West Dulwich Forum, but even then...

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think you're right, Bobby. She probably also > liked the bit about wanting to lamp every guy who > talks to her. This thread just gets worse. Calling *Bob* 'Bobby'? It just makes my teeth itch.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I..... > > think I am there by proxy already > > But anyway "CLICK" me in as a formality > > * wonders what happened to the naked "clickk" * > > (note the 2 k's) > > W**F > > > > ( an on-line dictionary definition of "by proxy" > shows this as an example, which I like ) > > > "The Executor is granted any and all reasonable > powers necesary to manage and maintain the estate > of Jonh, while he is in his coma." < Why of course WMTD, I couldn't imagine a click without your sweet and tender presence. It would be akin to a rose without the prick, a sausage sandwich minus the HP sauce or indeed a w@nker sign to the thin air. So heartiest welcome to the click good stout WMTD, and none more welcome or more heartfeltier. There is a vacancy going for a more physically imposing than The Glorious Leader (we all know that's me by now, don't we?), taciturn, broody black-clad(I'm thinking Schott leather pea jacket, black Levi's, black Muji 'T' and black Loakes slip-on boots, but we can discuss that, frankly I not married to it) fellow, handy with both an aphorism and a card trick. Think about it. Talk to some people. Some of them may be mine.