daizie

Is someone implying that Laddy makes stuff up ? ;-)

Are you sure you're not standing on concrete with fake scenery in the background? ;-)

This is very true :( No one cares about the elderly . Who would want to get old eh

Scare and confuse people by wearing a fur coat and crawling around in hedges

I have a friend who lived in someones garden shed for a year on Court Lane. The owners let him and his dog stay there and made it quite cosy then kicked him out after a year , so there are some kind folk in Dulwich .

They may well be 'holiday' caravaners enjoying the location

May be you could rap politely on the window and offer to have sex with them ?

9am on a Saturday? You need help sorry

This is getting better than re runs of Emmerdale

Narnia too ::o

And now Ladymuck. There must be something in the air. I want to move but dont know where.

A general anaesthetic for me today please Dr

I dont know why but i still cant vision it happening so would prefer a pay as you go system, im thinking of all those lunchboxes though

willy

Jilda you're freakin me out