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Queen Bitch - David Bowie

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Apparently May and Nel the original senders of the postcard are still alive and The BBC got in touch with them for their comments. May - "Them Richardsons? You can tell 'em to f@ck off so you can. Sent 'em a postcard once, never got so much as thank you off 'em". Nel - "If you see 'em tell them they can kiss my arse. Twice". May and Nel - "Bastards". And it's back to Caroline for the weather where you are.

Standing In The Road - Blackfoot Sue.

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Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That about sums it up. > > A Playstation 3 mind you. Bugger me, not bad.

Was she French looking?

Love Letters In The Sand - Kitty Lester

Life's A Gas - T Rex

Brendan, I think it was that you're prepared to suffer a great deal of botton inconveniece for the sake of a playstation. Or I am missing a nuance or two?

Reggae Fi Peach - Linton Kwesi Johnson

Night Nurse

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Shu.Kurimu.Sensei Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mr Yamaguchi would like to remind Mr Wig to think > of the future, not his short term goals. > > http://bp1.blogger.com/_pm6uBrCtNNQ/R0jr8BIzQ6I/AA > AAAAAAAik/ASD5BI78Qj8/s1600-h/uyoku4.jpg > > And here is a message from his less erudite > associate mr Gokudou: > > http://bayimg.com/gAKcAAaBC > > :)) Gavin The Wig asks me to let you know that he's familiar with 'arseholes' in the sense of the vernacular you're employing. He's not seen them divided by such large G strings apparently. He's interested in the picture on the right, though and would like to know if he can get it framed. He adds, respect, bowing and blah-di-f@cking-blah. I don't think he means offence. But who knows? After all, what am I? A Roman Catholic priest in a confessional? Could have been one time, possibly, but maybe that's one for the reunion at the Vatican. Post edited. Gavin The Wig says it's none of your bastard business why and that you ask too many questions.

mightyroar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and another thing. Today in crystal palace park > they had a bouncy castle- ?1.50 for 5 mins and a > bouncy slide thing- ?2.50 for 5 mins. > let me say that again. > 2 pounds and fifty pence for 5 minutes. per > child! > Daylight frickin robbery! Frankly MR I'd get them back to f+cking with the neighbours. At least with them you're in your own home and getting your council tax worth. I'm of an age that I can remember when a chap could get a great deal more than 5 minutes bouncy sliding for an outlay of fifty shillings. But perhaps a story best kept for one of those reunions with ex schoolmates who went on to become mercenaries.

John I'm Only Dancing - David Bowie

Shu.Kurimu.Sensei Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dimtri sez Gavin The Wig is a fuggin icehole and > is gonna have birds nest soup in Gavin's hat! > Kapiche >:D > http://www.maximonline.com/articles/images/7465/Ro > man_Moroni.jpg I will of course pass on the overall sentiment and general sense of the message to Gavin The Wig. I won't apprise him of the specifics, particularly the choice of words. He may become inflamed. And no one wants that. Bird's nest soup, eh? Capiche?

VeryBerryCherry Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How adventurous can a chain bar get? > > > That's like asking for "2 extra shots in a light > coffee Frappucino" in Starbucks... > > Have you ever seen one of the assistance faces > when you do that? If they need help to smile VBC then it's perhaps wrong on your part to mock them. Facial paralysis is no laughing matter. Though Stephen Hawking has a few crackers on the subject. Apparently.

The Ballad Of Lucy Jordan - Dr Hook & The Medicine Show

Shu.Kurimu.Sensei Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't you mean Jimmy two times? :)) Just got word from Gavin The Wig. He reckons he'd wipe his arse on Jimmy Two Times' mother's Sunday hat. And see how they'd both like it. I don't know why he's being so provocative. I mean, how would I? What am I, his rabbi?

The Poacher - Ronnie Lane And Slim Chance Quite possibly one of the most moving songs ever recorded. Just beautiful.

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Knock-off Nigel? Unless I'm terribly mistaken, and I'm usually not you've got a brother the name of Terry Toe-Nose. Could I prevail upon you to ask him to get in touch with Gavin The Wig. It's to do with a game of cards. And a marker.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Meoooww > > Get that man a saucer of Milk to wash down his > Petrol with !!! > > We know where you live Snorky and we are coming to > get you for that - Signed MG Owners Club - Sorry > meant to say "Anon" Or to give you your full title Sir Anthony DeLauncy Featherstonehaugh Of That Ilk. You posh old MG driver, you.

myrmidon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bon3yard - i just spat my tea all over the place > at your post - 'porridge wog'? what the hell is > that? i can only imagine it's a cheeky cockney > knees up way of saying that you're an Italian that > has done some stir - with seemingly unintentional > use of such a racist term as 'wog'. If you were > going to go for it, would you mention their time > inside? and if you did, would you call it > porridge? > > Poor Ronnie Barker and the post watershed plans he > had See I assumed that Bon3yard was at the receiving end of the 'porridge wog' epithet because he may be Scot. I don't know if he is or not, but that would have been my assumption. And indeed my intention if I had hurled the phrase at him. Not that there's anything wrong with being a porridge wog of course...