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But financial advice you say? Does this come in the form of 'certs' of the race track sort? I think we shoud be told.

dulwichdahlia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonB, during my lurkings (not Lurkio-ings, a la > Frankie Howerd), I thought you said you was bald? > > > Do they provide other services in there then? > > Financial advice, perhaps? I'm astounded at the 'hairist' attitude. I bet you wouldn't have felt it was alright to display that sort of naked prejudice if I was French, would you? Or a Netto shopper? SAY IT LOUD I'M BALD AND I'M PROUD!! I SAY BALD AND PROUD!! as Fred Elliot once proclaimed. Just because a fellow is 'maturely-scalped' doesn't mean thet he won't visit a barber for what used to be known as a 'penny all off'. And FYI we slapheads prefer the term 'tonsorially-challenged'.

Then why the confusion between the pronunciations of 'arse' and 'ice' EdOldie? Unless a South African was involved somewhere then the whole story doesn't really hang together. Confusion reigns. I don't know.

When I Paint My Masterpiece - Bob Dylan

dulwichdahlia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Who is the mysterious blonde woman though who was sitting > behind the cash desk this morning? A prize is > offered for the first person to accurately answer > this question. DulwichDahlia, I have it on good authority that it was Barbara Windsor. As for the prize, don't go to too much trouble. But if you can find a copy of the little known knockabout saucy comedy film concerning birds of prey that Barbara appeared in, I'd be grateful. Carrion Vultures it was called.

So what should it be? I'll nominate Bryan Ferry's version of the In Crowd as a start.

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Reminds me of a friend who suffers terribly with > his Chalfont's discussing his liberal application > of 'Arse Cream'. One of the guys we were with > thought he said 'Ice Cream'!!. Oh well, you > probably had to be there, grapes of wrath and all > that. I presume the fellow was from South Africa.

Sorry, just pissing about. Three Wheels On My Wagon - The New Christy Minstrels

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, you're obviously a big fan. I saw Ian Hunter > in the Woodhouse once about 30 years ago. Blimey > is that one of theres? > > This Wheel's On Fire - Bob Dylan It certainly is JL. It could be reasonably described as 'filler' on the Brain Capers album. It's not a track for diehards even. One to avoid really. Good one on seeing IH, still going strong and showing his face over here on an almost annual basis. But to business. Do You Wheely Want To Hurt Me? - Jonathan Ross.

Hello ShyGirl, loving the idea of just randomly throwing in MTH songs, and maybe one day I'll start a thread for me and TommyBoy for that sole purpose. But on this one you have to either post a diferent song from the last named group/singer or a song title containing one of the words from the previous post's song title. Those are the rules I'm afraid, though I admire your free-spirited Mott-centric attitude I.ll follow on from the good JL if you don't mind.

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry H I was trolleyed, don't know what came over > me. You should have said Loz. Fair enough then. As Homer is widely reported to have said "Alcohol the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

Ken Livingstone. He finally got fed up hanging around city hall.

Ms B I just grit my teeth and ruddy well carry on. It's my way you see.

aerobic

JL, to certain elements every day is Mott The Hoople day. The Wheel Of The Quivering Meat Conception - Mott The Hoople

foot

Anusol! Pah, I've no use for these modern lily-livered preparations. When my 'farmers' are playing up I apply a mustard poultice and grit my teeth. Burn the bastards into submission and see how they like it.

comedy

Roll Away The Stone - Mott The Hoople

You're not being pedantic at all CandJ, I was showing my unerring ability to misread a post. Boy is my face red(der).

Mouthpiece

Lisa Likes Rock 'n' Roll - Ian Hunter

Is Vic There? - Department S

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So who should replace Carole and Doss O'Connor? > asks HonaloochieB > > We need a Humphrey Littleton who was a wonderful > 'chair' in "I'm sorry I haven't a clue". > > Perhaps they will have a 'casual' chair, like > 'Have I got news for you'? Humphrey Lyttleton, eh? Even in his current state he'd be better than O'Connor.