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If You Think You Know How To Love Me - Smokie

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Maddie, let's start a 'Best Swearing In A Film' thread. I'm going to start it any time now. But you made me think of it. You f@cker you.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > See another useful thing about trees is that they > help to absorb the sound of car alarms going off > in the middle of the night Mr JRussel, just > imagine how loud and echoie* they would be with no > trees to deflect and absorb the sound... > > Can I suggest planting more trees along our roads > to help curb the menace of car alarms at night... > *is this a real word ?? It is now LP. I could see it catching on as a name too, 'I christen this child Echoie Green'. Has a nice ring to it, that.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > on the funny front, I did once sit with Ken Hom > and a journalist as he told her (while they ate), > to the exact grammage what weight of stool he > would expect to pass after consuming the meal he > had carefully chosen for them both. This doesn't surprise in the least. He looks the sort.

Well done for apologising Maddie, can't say I was ever on the direct receiving end of your invective, and I can't say that I've ever noticed you being overly sweary. But maybe you were and I missed it, I'm a dopey c@nt cometimes. Oh and if you want to use a phrase to express discomfort you could always employ 'sweating like a bankrobber' or for greater emphasis 'shaking like a hound shitting peach pits'. Edited for spelling like a cock.

ianr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Any traces of ectoplasm in your vicinity? I say sir, steady on. Isn't that rather a personal queation to be asking of a lady? I'm not certain of the particular meaning of the vernacular you employ, but I've spent sufficient time in four-ale bars to have a shrewd idea to what 'ectoplasm' and 'vicinity' refer. I'm not as green as I'm cabbage-looking you know. I rather fear you may have mistaken this forum for one of those specialist places where people have 'encounters' with one another. An innocent mistake on your part I'm sure. May I suggest you charge your search engine with the command 'Random Fornication', I'm sure you're needs will be met.

For Your Love - The Yardbirds

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It's just a feeling on my part, but I reckon if he was asked 'Do you have ribbons and bibbons?' enough times, he might learn some manners. Of course he might go garrity the first time he hears it. I'm not terribly reliable when it comes to that sort of thing. Up to you.

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is absolutely true that the Futurists > understood the negative effects of pasta, and its > lack of nutritional value: > > http://www.idst.vt.edu/modernworld/d/Pasta.html Futurists? Negative effects of pasta? Did the Dolmio grandad see them coming? Would anyone else like to see him sitting in the boat, on the lake, as Fredo Corleone? When Michael, his BROTHER, had him whacked for no good reason? I would for one. And if it could be incorporated into the ads on This Morning, then it would give Fern and Pip Schofield something else to be unable to read an autocue for.

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They serve no useful purpose, other than to > highlight the selfishness of car owners who are > already polluting our air with their fumes and > cluttering our streets with their ugly metal > boxes. > > One is currently going off, repeatedly, in my > street and is sure to disturb me for most of the > night. If ever there were an example of > anti-social behaviour, it is leaving a contraption > making an almighty din parked in a residential > area. > > This does really quite anger me. Trump. This so does really quite anger me.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- beans on tost about 5 minutes... > If I may suggest, beans on toast that may take longer. An uncut wholemeal loaf. The densest one possible. If it's from 'Cranks' then so much the better. Take a can of Heinz baked beans. And of course it has to be Heinz beans. You have to ask? Slice two inch thick slices of bread. Place them in the toaster. If you're the sort of w@nker who has the sort of toaster that throws up burnt slices of what used to be bread, then put the grill on. Shake the can of beans into the saucepan, set on a low heat. Add, tomato ketchup and dijon mustard. Worcestheshire sauce, a dribble. Allow the beans to heat slowly. For at least 15 minutes, until they become 'claggy' Butter, and by that I mean use real butter on the toasted bread, and then adorn with the claggy beans. A meal fit for a politician's bastard and no mistake.

Charing Cross Rd

Although Ms B, I note you mention a disguise. Madam, you interest me strangely. I shall be there as Winston Churchill, at his fattest and baldest. Having had my people do their best work. And you?

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good point about the 'less than', HB, which > reminds me that we need to do something about > hideous proliferation of plurals formed by adding > apostrophe-s to the singular. Let's buy organic, > recyclable marker pens, disguise ourselves as a > fogey guerrilla hit squad and sub-edit East > Dulwich. Ms B. Have I got this correct? You're suggesting that we (and, by the way we have never been formally introduced, and for that matter, have no notion whatever which church the other attends) take a selection of magic markers and randomly correct the work of people who have paid money for advertising? Or our betters as I like to call them. Ms B, I admire your spunk, but does it all not seem somewhat reckless?

Pop Musik - M

Nnununununu-nineteen

And also, I think that SM was being over self-deprecating when he suggested a surfeit of alcohol might have been responsible for the welcome assault on his person. Three words SM. Pher Oh Mones.

Me No Pop I - Coati Mundi

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you implying that Sean is deaf, dumb and > blind? Heaven forfend PGC. And before anyone suggests it I'm not implying the same about the young women in question either. Though from the sound of his original post there's probably something in there about pinning and balls.

Hold Me Now - The Thompson Twins

I hope the proprieter of the Machine had the presence of mind to grab the Who's Tommy and crank up 'See Me Feel Me'. That would have been a nice touch. Another one.

A View To A Kill - Duran Duran

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If it makes it hard at your age Hb, count your > blessings. I'm sure I don't know what you mean PGC. Besides I'm not a man of my age.