HonaloochieB

Black Night - Deep Purple

Welcome Mr F*ckOff. You came about during Roger Hargreaves's blue period, I presume.

Does anyone use the big old Silver Cross prams any more? Much beloved of the 'Mary Poppins' style of nanny. I was reminded of these when I caught Danny Maker the other day and he told of how spotting a mustard coloured one lifted him out of a pettish mood. If one of them caught you a glancing blow you knew all about it.

Death May Be Your Santa Claus - Mott The Hoople

Rock 'n' Roll Queen - Mott The Hoople

There may be wisdom in your suggestion PGC, the vitamin rich neatsfoot jelly and the malty goodness of the Ovaltine may be a substitute of sorts for Virol. Talking about Ovaltine, was anyone an Ovaltiney? There was a song, wasn't there? Now how did it go? I seem to remember... #Ovaltineys we are here, to shag your women and drink your beer# But I could be wrong.

Perhaps your voices might be able to tell me where I might purchase a jar of Virol, Ms B? Feeling a little run down I thought a course of the malty vitamin-rich supplement would reinstate the steam in my stride. Marching confidently into my local pharmacist, I ordered a large jar. Confusion reigned. The assistant went into a huddle with the pharmacist who informed me that he had never heard of the preparation. I immediately questioned his competency to practice and informed him I would be contacting the relevant authorities to ensure he was defrocked. On the way out of the shop I noted that they sold eye make up and the like. Make up forsooth, but no room for an invaluable patent medicine like Virol. The world's gone mad. I don't know. So Ms B, if the voices don't come up with anything, perhaps you might consult with your familiar? Thanks.

That Girl Is Rock 'n' Roll - Ian Hunter

To Love A Woman - Ian Hunter

It Must Be Love - Mott The Hoople

Judges

I think the Irish use of the word 'feck' is the polite form of the word and does not have any sexual meaning. The kind of expletive a person could use in the company of a bishop without causing offence. I have this from an impeccable source - Mrs Doyle from Fr Ted. In the episode where that hussy of a writer comes to the island and causes all sorts confusion in Fr Crilly, causing him to question his vocation, Mrs D criticises her use of earthy language in her novels for including the "The 'F' word father, you know the bad 'F' word"

Both have a chip on their shoulder but the Belgian has mayonaisse on his.

Measures

Too Much - Ian Hunter

Beg A Little Love - Ian Hunter

Jakers!

If I was that sort of person I'd be tempted to make a remark along the lines of him apparently not finding meat murder any more. So just as well I'm not then.

Steely

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I once sold Mickey Dolenz a shirt. He didn't take > a lot of persuasion. > Actually now I think of it, he wanted to buy it. I > just wrote the receipt and took his money. > He was pleasant enough though, if it makes any > difference. Ditto Billy Ocean. Same shop different day. He wrote cheque and it turns out his name isn't Billy Ocean it's (I think) Leslie Charles. Lying bastard.

Momma'a Little Jewel - Mott The Hoople

*Bob*

And a special one for Des O'Connor - Down O' C@nt

You could always change your name to MiffedTop, that'd learn that rascally PMer. I notice you've also censored all your posts on the chocolate thread. 'Kin 'ell MT when you throw a strop it stays thrown, does it not? (If I could abide the things, this is where I'd stick a 'smiley' emoticon. You may have views of what I can stick and where, but remember you're a lady)

Kendall's Mint cake? Nux?