batdog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > D-Mum, > I spend most time in my caribbean retreat, keep > holding the torch, you're still my favourite > overall...!!!! >:D< I can only hold my tongue so long. Quite possibly one of the most ungentlemanly statements ever. Anywhere. To suggest that a lady (and lady she is) should be pleased about the fact that you think of her as a working garment that you throw on in order to till the soil or lay bricks, sweat into and then cast aside to be cleaned until the next use, makes me despair. It truly does. 'Over all' Batdog I try to understand, but my heart's not in it. Reduced to making weaker puns than I usually do.