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Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The only thing > that is worth watching nowadays....the > Antiques Roadshow, even that has gone down the > hill since Hugh Skully left. Have you seen who's taking over the next series? Fiona Bruce. Yes you heard right Fiona Bruce. That's 44 year old Fiona Bruce. Ruddy female's barely out of a gymslip and they've got her presenting a show about antiques. It'll be full of Pyrex, Tupperware and Barbie dolls you mark my words. We're going to hell in a handcart.

Crazy For You

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Steve Wright - not the English maaaad DJ but the > American comedian (also the radio guy in Reservoir > Dogs) Correct, but then you knew that, didn't you?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "David" - *Stern look* "Bowl of water, bar of > coaltar soap. You know what to do" Ah but does he, MP? Does he? It seems to me that these young fellows today conduct their ablutions with bottles of vivid colour unguents, smelling of lavender geranium or pansy. They also contain essential oils, whatever they might be when they're at home, but not 3-In-1 I'll be bound. Give the youth of today a bar of soap and they'd likely as not eat it. I don't know. I really don't.

Crazy Horses - The Osmonds

Far

4am? Ah well you're entitled to the odd lie-in.

Ray

Front bottom? Women's troubles? This thread has taken a turn for the bawdy. Honestly I don't know where to put my face.

Dream - The Everleys And thanks to Ms B 20th Century Boy is lodged in my napper. Good work.

Spondulicks

Lady - T Rex

Lady Day - Lou Reed Edited becuase for some reaon I found spelling Lou Reed's name difficult.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did I mention National Service? EH!!?? WHAT? Natural cervix?? Kindly keep that sort of talk confined to the marital boudoir. You're not on the radio with that ruddy Vanessa Feltz you know.

A Day In The Life - The Beatles

Green Acres

sweetgirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > when somerfield was GATEWAY i used to work there. > (many years ago now!) >:D than what it is now! > So did my Auntie Mary, amongst many branches the one at Tulse Hill. She's still got a discount card that she can use in Somerfield. But she doesn't live near one, so she hardly ever does. Still. Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Who said that?

I know MP, I died in the war. But you tell the kids today and they don't believe you.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I would join in this discussion, but I am looking > for my teeth, I think they dropped out of the > glass and are under the bed. Look, look there they are MP, next to the jerry.

This morning a chit of a girl sitting opposite me on the bus was applying that black stuff they put round their eyelashes. She was using a thin pointed brush affair to administer it. Concerned I told her that if the bus hit a pothole she could have her eye out. What did i get for my trouble? A curt f@ck off, that's what I got for my trouble. I don't know.

The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin

Thomas

DC, 25 year olds qualify as 'bits of kids'. No offence.

Streets Of Fire - Bruce Springsteen