HonaloochieB

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Licence all dogs and DNA test them. > When poo is found in street, take a sample and > send to the Dog Licencers. > If DNA match to a Licensed dog, issue ?120 fixed > penalty. > Whole scheme to be built into cost of Licences. > > A 'Hey don't Bogart that thing. Whose turn is it for the munchy run?' sort of idea if ever there's been one.

I wonder what Rock Steady Eddie's in Camberwell got? Do they award minus stars? Black holes? Not a criticism by the way, I use the place and love it.

Jesus, what do they offer on a lock in?

Blowing In The Wind - Bob Dylan

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bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nobody likes a smart...alec.(,,,,,;;;;''''....)Use > whatever of these you feel I have missed out. Not sure about nobody, but you're a somebody with an opinion. I'm still puzzled as to what point I incurred your wrath. Was it it the first two posts? Was it the one about the porches? Tell me, I'm very keen to know. Seriously.

Man In The Moon - REM

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Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Seeker

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > S'funny, I was just looking at the spelling > of...that word and realised it could do without > the 'c'. Thanks for pointing it out though > Honalucheebee, now get your sorry ass into pedants > corner with that Lynn Truss and her team of > hair-splitting superheroes. Ever get the feeling > that the original thrust(ooer) of your thread has > been hijacked by a bunch of Finbar Saunders types? Sorry old thing, but I was merely having some fun, I assumed your original post was made in the spirit of, well, genuine frustration but at the same time humourous intent. I'm quite happy to have my ass in Pedant's Corner (see you neglected to capitalise and missed the apostrophe. Although there are some who would have it as Pedants Corner, or indeed Pedants' Corner) but I don't see why you seem to be having a pop at me. I'm confident that Lynne Trusse wouldn't approve of me any more than you seem to do. And as for Finnbarr Saunders and what he does, I'd best be taking my large purple rooster and putting it somewhere near a cat. That's the best I can do as far as the innuendo is concerned so no fear there. Regards HonaloochieBewilderd

The Way I Walk (Is Just The Way I Walk) - The Cramps

E*Y*E*S

Porsches. Blinking Porsches?? Outside my front porch? Not on your nelly. I know your parents. GET OFF DOWN YOUR OWN END!!

Walk Away From Love - David Ruffin

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Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The Castle? Don't make me laugh. Far 'edgier' > than > > the majority of the EDFers (including myself) > > would be prepared to cope with. > > I wouldn't be so sure. Hands up everyone who has > been there in the last, oh say, 4 months? > (tu) Hands up to last Friday 9th May.

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's a "proper" pub? And what is an "honest" > pint? I think a proper pub is a licensed premises whose primary function is to serve alcohol in all its various forms. There are salty packaged snacks, crisps, nuts and pork scratchings available on demand. Pat, the guvnor's wife will have access to a nice bit of boiled ham and some decent cheddar. This will be combined with some nice crusty bread, Branston pickle, picalilli, salad cream and on high days and holidays it will be available as a toasted sandwich. Other than that the sarnies are available for a little above cost. Of a Sunday (and it's always 'of a', not 'on a' in a proper pub), the aforementioned salty snacks are placed in small dishes around the bar for free, but in small quantities. At 1.40 pm, Pat will bring down a large dish of roast potatos, nicely sprinkled with salt. Under very few circumstances will the pub extend its legal closing time beyond 11.00 pm, unless someone of importance dies, such as a Queen or the/Earl/Duke/Prince/King that the pub is named after, or of course Christmas and New Years Eves, I mean you've got to, haven't you really? By not applying for an extension to the pub's opening hours it means that Terry, the guvnor can offer a select group of people the honour of 'THE LOCK IN' of a Friday and a Saturday nights, than which there is very little more glorious in life. To get the Terry, the guvnor's approval is to know you have truly arrived in a way that even a 50's debutante's mother couldn't be sure of. Terry could also offer 'THE LOCK IN' on a Sunday, but this would usually be before a bank holiday Monday. Not irresponsible wasn't Terry. And that's it,really. What else is needed? Charity work? That can be done by allowing people to place large bottles on the bar for small donations. It will always be community centred, because it's in the middle of where people live. Children can come in, provided they don't hang around where alcohol is being served and are accompanied by at least one male grandparent. As for an honest pint? What's that? "Evening, give us a pint of Untruthful ALcohol" As silly a cliche as it gets.

Walk Into Winter - Aztec Camera

Apprentice

Built in obselescence? I'll ruddy well built in obselescence your ear young fella. See if I blooming don't. Edited in order to ensure the spelling is as proper is as proper does. And no mistake.

Since going out and having a 'couple', it's changed to A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash, don't know why, but then I don't need to.

The Castle? Don't make me laugh. Far 'edgier' than the majority of the EDFers (including myself) would be prepared to cope with. The CPT, great, like it lots, though if they want to put proper coolers on the Stella I'd go there more often. East Dulwich no longer supports or for that matter wants 'proper' pubs, does it? Come on, a bit of honesty here.

Ace Of Spades - Motorhead. Alright at first but it's starting to give me a headache.

I'm a dirty sod like annaj and georgia. I unhygienically spit on these stars. Edited because of a filthy spelling error