HonaloochieB

Are the inspections carried out by Mr Carnegie?

Waterlow - Mott The Hoople

Starship

If I Should Fall From Grace With God - The Pogues

Smashing

No Milk Today - Herman's Hermits

Debbie McGee

And you can't get Collis Browne's compound any more. Nothing else can shift my chest.

I know and these new shilling pieces are so fiddly an' all...

The Song Game Annexe JL? I'm Bored - Iggy Pop

I think that every licensee should apply just the one criterion. If a kid starts to behave in an any way like the contestants on The Apprentice, they should be asked to vacate the premises, withn their parents if necessary. I'll leave it up to someone else to suggest that they might have had too much sugar.

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Jack Hackett

fan

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jesus, these guys really need a style > consultant....first purple and now THAT! Although > I'm sure it will still be a lovely pub (sorry you > regs). I'm not sure things have got that bad yet. If you require a style consultant, then wouldn't you not know 'style' if it moved into your spare room?

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What shade of green is it? I'd describe it as baby-shit green. In a nice way.

alib Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So do any yummy mummies/dishy daddies want to > arrange to go to the pub and get on people's > nerves? This thread is making me thirsty... Let us ugly bastards with adult offspring know the venue and date, I'll be staying away in a drove.

A strong sense of self-preservation is all, don't be too hard on yourself.

I'm The Man - Joe Jackson

Devoto

Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell - The Stooges

Leslie

Would not some sort of Calpol cocktail help?

I think that the problemm often lies with the kids being kept in pubs for just a bit longer than they can cope with. A small kid is going to get bored once the main activity of eating is finished with and that'a when they start playing up and getting on other people's nerves. Most pubs even 'family' ones are not really geared up for kids, so a bit of common sense from parents would probably avert annoying others. I noticed that the Wetherspoons in Peckham have introduced a meal and one drink policy for people with kids, not sure how hard and fast it is, though. I took my son into the EDT the other day and after a while he got bored and started running around, singing loudly which led to pointed looks from the other patrons. All it took was a few firm words to get him in line, as I recall they were "For feck's sake, you're twenty seven, pack it in". Problem solved with a little firmness.

The Poacher - Ronnie Lane. Just bliss.