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David tennant was spotted in RED APPLE on lordship lane today. I spoke to him and he said he was staying in dulwich for a couple of days. I advise you to go there and see for yourself. ps Tall asian man selling faulty and fake goods on lordship lane

it is contagious!

The new deadly virus to hit the uk might be in dulwich. A case of the yosimite virus was found in east dulwich. The victim was seen near gbk in lordship lane. A second case has been speculated. stay safe dulwich. ps, my source is my gp.

There has been a wave of muggings by a mixed race teenager in dungarees. He has mugged me twice and has been seen mugging the ederly and the young. He is 6ft 4inch with curly hair. Do not approach hime or if he approaches you run as fast as you can because he will mug you and maybe even lick you as in my case. stay safe dulwich