YARD SALE - YARD SALE - YARD SALE AFTER OVER TWENTY YEARS OF COLLECTING, PILING, HOARDING, SORTING - AND NEVER QUITE CLEARING A SPACE FOR BASIC EVERYDAY USE - WE ARE MOVING OUT! IN THE MARKET FOR THREE HUNDRED COOKBOOKS? WE GOT YA BUDDY. HAVE A HANKERING FOR A HURL-STICK? NOT-A-PROBLEM. DO YOU NEEEEEED THREE COPIES OF DIE HARD? OF COURSE YOU DO! LET YOUR EYES BE YOUR GUIDE.... AT THIS VERY MOMENT I HAVE IN MY HANDS A LADIES BOWLING TROPHY, TWO KISS DOLLS AND A COWBOY BOOT-SHAPED TANKARD. THERE WILL BE SUMMER DRINKS! THERE WILL BE COCKTAIL SAUSAGES! THERE WILL BE HIGH-VIS JACKETS! EVERY EGG A BIRD!
