Seabag

Oh and there's a boy in my sons school called Tupac A Mum told me his brother is called Biggy, but once i'd got to close my mouth from the shock she laughed "ha not really" That would have been so cruelly brilliant if were true

I was in crystal Palace park, there were two ladies together, the tattooed Fred Perry wearing skin headed one of the pair bellowed (in the very finest sarf london tambre) toward a golden haired angel of a child "CHARDONNAAAAAAAAY WE'RE GOIN' NAW" It was exquisite

I'm more gutted I didn't buy that flat there 16 years ago ?34K Oh i'd have made a killing....come to think of it, they were bandying the village name about then too Does Print Village ring a bell, anyone? Still, I do like it there, very pleasant

Will this end his PR business, can MC recover any kind of reputation out of this ?

His doctor has recently measured his penis, he told the court

People with STUPID LOUD ringtones, who when their phone rings (on the train or bus) look at their stupid phone for what seems like ages, then wait a bit and then answer them. What's this for? to create an air of "Oh i'm way to busy to be answering my phone right now" No you stupid fat headed numpty, you're sitting there doing sweet F.A, so answer your stupid FLIPPING PHONE and turn off the STUPID RINGTONE while your at it "I'm on d'bus/train" Heaven help us/me

One of our drivers had something similar & it took him weeks to get properly well. Be cautious with the rice thing as it can play havoc with the gut flora and make things worse. Quinoa or Barley Couscous are good (Balazus do one in a box) Check out the candida site I posted on the sugar thread. There's some stuff on gut conditions and parasites, some are exasperated further by antibiotics Get well soon though, there's bins that need moving See here on rice http://www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/Can-reheating-rice-cause-food-poisoning.aspx?CategoryID=51&

It's a tough one but very doable. However, if you're tea with two sugars and a sticky bun at 11 am, then it might be somewhat harder. But if your instinct is for fresh and cooked from scratch, then you can adjust your menu/diet with a bit of practice My brother in law has been on an anti sugar tip for what seems like forever, his fuelled by candida http://www.nationalcandidacenter.com/candida-causes/

Chick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cheepest wine is ?18.00 How much is the most expensive ? ?18 seems about right in the general London area. Not cheap, but fairly average. Mind you, it's also depend who you do and don't want in your restaurant What's on the menu

Oh come on Robert, it's lazy Sunday after all

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry to interrupt on this thread but Seabag If > you're going to take the moral high ground on > spelling and grammar you may want to at least > attempt it yourself. Your nauseating attempts at > 'normalising' your contributions to this forum are > becoming tedious. Just saying :-) > > Louisa. Ha ha ha Still sore about your silly parking thread then ?

Scratch a hippy, find a fascist

Hold on Sue, are you up for this ?

Hi K Its a tough call on here. Much as we/I respect/despise your approach to engage the EDF populous toward your venture, its essentially futile We're re battle hardened to "Hi guys" requests for victims/participants for shows like yours Our anonymous nature makes us suspicious to stuff like this & your thread will die Good luck And no one here will watch your programme Best Seabag

Beautiful RN , as is the linen it's sitting on That is a nice story

This thread is dead Move y' bin along Numbers, the hearse needs to park and load the casket

Thank you pibe's It felt like i'd been fingered by MI6 for a while there Now where were we ?

Yeah, let Louisa give us a break And a parking space, all of which she has the power to do Sheeeesch !

TheCat - I absolutely appreciate that SOME people like me take advantage of a grey area such as this (or black if the street is tarmac and not concrete) Yes there will always a selfish person like me out there who thinks it's acceptable to reserve spaces for their convenience. That's absolutely right and i'll shout you and everyone else down if you don't agree, i'll even resort to "la la la i've got my fingers in my ears" if you persist But in terms of your point about common decency being a two way street. Well if you stand on that two way street long enough , Ill plough into you on my way to "MY SPACE" sadly some people in this world are ultimately ignorant and fail to move themselves in the face of an oncoming speeding car which i'm driving. Well get into someone else's shoes, you lemon. The elderly woman who's lost her husband and been forced to move into a bin , but not outside of my house, oh no MY BIN WAS THERE FIRST. She can move into HER space outside her home for example. I know a "note to self" would help - and in future I will do that and it may have a different hallucinatory effect. I just cannot understand anyone else's point of view & how anyone could have the sheer audacity to have one and remove a bin. It just dumbfounds me. SJ - this is absolutely madly unfathomably AM I TALKING TO MYSELF HERE serious I have no reason to take a rise out of people who make it their online currency to be confrontational with me because I make it my online currency to be confrontational with them and have opposing opinions to them. It's a lame get out clause but i'll use it anyway. I am the innocent party here is what i tell myself, do not forget, I was the one inconvenienced by half an hour and thats a whole 30 minutes , but who cares in the end as i've wasted longer on here than that by a country mile. And even if I wasn't- it's just the lack of morality and hot water and a parking space. So many people in ED slip into immorality or the bath, but not me on that day, on a daily basis and frighteningly do not even see when they are doing it! Bizarre. tfwsoll - no RED cars in London? So basically, we say, let's not own a RED car, that way one couldn't park IN MY SPACE EVER AGAIN .What about visiting people from the continent with RED or pretentious Rouge cars are they banned from using them here as a result? If no one owns a RED car in a city the size of London the knock on effect to the economy would be catastrophic and the RED paint industry would dry up, literally. Think of all the unsold RED vehicles? Think of the strain it would put on an already crowded public transport network of RED BUSSES? I think on this one I'm onto a winner. No RED car ownership in London would lead to the demise of a great city but preserve MY non existent parking space And that's all that counts. I SAID THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS Louisa.

A puffed out boiler vs a funeral On the slippery moral slide that we're playing on, i'd say the funeral wins Mind you, as an emergency ? then the boiler might pip the corpse (coz he's cold already). However, a leaky boiler isn't a 999 emergency is it, really that would be silly. Almost up there with a cat stuck in a tree Louisa as you're in a minority of 1, i'd say you've lost this one Nice try, but time for you to concede

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't believe people are biting! It's too funny Otta man in a van + thread attacking cyclists + no punctuation + gramma So much to bite at on so many levels Ha ha !

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- what's ignorant is being the person who > would physically remove a bin that's clearly been > put in place to reserve a space for any number of > reasons. As has been pointed out thus far. You cannot legally 'reserve' any space on the public highway by putting your bin there > This person would have known this, and > what's all the more infuriating is this person > isn't even a resident! Of the UK ? > Bloody cheek I say. And > even if they did have an emergency, I reserved the > space first! therefore it was my space. Wrong again, see above. Plus your boiler breaking down was an inconvenience, not an emergency, unless it was a life and death situation. High drama at its best I'd say > I don't > understand why no one can appreciate this point. Maybe all the above will clear up your last point > > Louisa.

Ha ha ha...you actually believe in your own grandiose scheme, and i'm intrigued by the whole possession of space thing And now someone's popped your little bubble, you're exasperated but too belligerent to put your hands up and say "OMG, what was i thinking with the bin", which is even funnier Still, now you're clear about the boundaries and CPZ, you can mentally roll back your land grab and join the masses It's way classier and free or FREE if that helps

Indeed Arthur Plus, the fatties at the bus stop need somewhere to lean on Mind you, vats of delousing fluid could be strapped onto the railings

Well yesterday on 'Yesterday' they had the guy from the Simon Wiesenthal Centre trying to find Dr Death Aribet Heim . After years of persuit it turns out he died in Egypt, but no body or bones to be tested. And 2 million euro in a German bankaccount untouched Of course he'd be 94 by now, so finding him alive is slim, but a great programme it was BBC3 was shite