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Great stuff. Thanks Otta. If we're ever going to get to the bottom of this burning issue, though, what we need is some dull, pseudo-legal babble. Ianr, over to you.

?4 is decent value if you're a high ranking board member at PWC, not so good if you book the place, two of your mates don't turn up and you're on jobseekers. We need a slush fund to subsidise low earning cricket players with unreliable mates before everybody ends up dead. If that doesn't work we could just build a couple of gastro pubs and a Jojo Maman Bebe there to stop them playing altogether. That's show them.

They should be banned. The UN do quite rightly cite cricket as one of the top three causes of premature death in the West. Given there are absolutely no other areas for anyone to walk in the whole of Dulwich means it's a matter of time before it turns into a bloodbath. What this area needs is fewer people enjoying themselves and more buggie-pushing "yummy mummies".

People going out, being active and having a good time? Heavens above. This needs stamping out immediately. Compulsory afternoons in gastro pubs for all