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Yes im really sizzling hot smokiiiiiin

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Exactly a couple of quid..? Youre mate Maytee

they cut my foor off

Just please shut up. Go and ask a ticketman.

Obviously I already have dumped her..!

This is ridiculous and uncalled for Maryana. Im so sorry.

!:)-D Thanks for slowly but surely helping me along.

Last night I saw a spider the size of my bedside table with dreadlocks.

Do you have the number for me?

I got hit round the head with a metal pole and they took all my clothes That was our second date

A place where monks can join together.

Fuck you guys. Do I look like I need an escourt?! Ive got millions of youthful models swarming around me. But I only want Kate!!!

Yes!! Oh gosh. I cannot possibly step foot in ghetto of Dog Kennel Hill Sainsburys. Ever since I was slapped round the face with a wet fish as I was innocently buying Kates :( new foundation, I have shopped at the wonderous website of acado.com. Sainsburys is so horrible, full of evil youths and young hippies thinking its cool to hurt the upper middle class with fishes. Fools!

Shutup boring people! You can obviously see if there is a new barrier! Foolzzzzzzz(!)

I am in the mood! Just not in the mood for pathetic fools who want to discuss subjects as boring as the London Bridge platform at East Dulwich Station! Boooooooooring!!!!! I first met Kate at London Bridge. :(

No, her name is Kate. Booze is the answer correct, anyone want to lend me a few pounds for a can of White Lightening? Thanks for the advice guys, might see you at the new bar in Lordship Lane tonight where I will be drowning my sorrows. If you see a lonely dark haired guy, do come and socialise! :)-D

A gorgeous semi-detatched on the corner of the Rye. What has this to do with my love life?? Are you trying to take my house as well as my girl?! (td)

Im not in the mood.

I am already on suicide watch - not an option. CONSTRUCTIVE ADICE GUYS????!!!!

This is the EAST DULWICH forum!!!! Not London Bridge forum! Stupidhead!!

This is not a joke!!!!!(6)

This is not a joke!!!!!

>:D< Have just discovered my long term girlfriend of 3 years has been sleeping around with no other than my next door neighbour. (6) He was like a brother to me - although I must admit I was once tempted by his sensational buttocks and ability to make any human weak at the knees. I am waiting untill marriage for the night of my life, Kate was not, as I have recently dicovered. I loved her and still do to this day. I miss her sparkling ever shining green eyes and long fluttering eyelashes that gently grace her beautiful cheekbones, she had the most wonderful smile which would light up any room. I sincerely do not know what to do with myself and have never felt such an overwhelming sense of loss in my whole entire life, not even when my cat Jimmy died. :( Can anybody think of a way to cheer an old guy up? :)-D