In an attempt to save this thread from descending into utter un-poo-related filth (which it already has, to some extent) I thought I'd add my 'Mystery Pooper' anecdote: When staying the night at my best friend's house, in the morning she went out to bring the milk in and there was a big, fresh turd plonked directly in the middle of the four bottles. Now either there is a cat in our area with incredible aim, or (more likely) THE MYSTERY POOPER STRIKES AGAIN. :-S