Hi Im a Graphologist, I specialise in the analysis of hand writing and work closely with police providing profiling of kidnappers, murders and vandals in the dulwich area. My highest profile case was finding the culprit behind the infamous "dobbing" who plagued schools for many of years. It was once believe that the male genitalia commonly scrawled on mainly school and other public property was the work of many children, possessed by some kind of homosexual "dobb" demon. But although my uncle said he once saw a ghost, i don't believe in spirits or demons so i set out to solve the case. I had to study a lot of dobbs, give them long hard stares, hundreds of them for hours at a time, sometimes two at a time and from all over the country. Sometimes when i slept i saw dobbs, it was a very intense case. I took very detailed notes collating size, shape, length, number pubic hairs and jets of liquid protruding from their tips. There we similarities despite the huge distances and the sheer volume i was able to conclude that this was the work of one man. Ian Bellingham was finally arrested on August 9th 2013 ( yes thats right the brother of the famous poster boy for the "keep britian tidy" campaign, Ted Bellingham), my research had meant i was able to predict his next hit. Recent drawings had become more frantic with in increased shaft length along with more further reaching liquid projectiles, the next hit was going to be big....but where? Bellingham was giving us clues, and very obvious ones, they were there the whole time! The direction of the liquid projects were pointing to the next location....but how far? I went back to initial research and was able to created an algorithm from the data: Pubic hair / shaft length * no of balls to the power of squirts = number of miles. I alerted the police immediately, "he's going to "dobb" margate!" "but where!?" said the officer on the phone. "MARGATE! he's going to dobb Margate! the whole town, We have to go now!". In hindsight i was a little premature to get to margate, my algorithm didn't predict when..... just where. in reality we could have waited and booked the train ticket in advance and saved ?12.80, we waited around for hours waiting for hours for him to show, Eventually we were alerted to a suspicious "road worker" painting a continuos white line....it was bellingham, the hunt was over. The surprisingly charming Bellingham once arrested confessed to everything, police searched his home they found terrifying plans for a neil buchanan scale attack. A "dobb" that could be seen from google earth! Luckily this won't ever happen. Anyway like i was saying I'm the best and i would you like me to investigate this case. Theboyjc could be onto something Yo may well be for Yo sushi. They are notorious for their aggressive canvassing, meaning that if this not removed it is likely your property could be compulsorily purchased and turned into rather excellent Japanese chain restaurants I will do some research and post back shortly best wishes Collin
