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I like that quote waynetta (tu)

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karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > well it is summer time (is it?) and the weather is > unpredictable so you can't blame em for walking > around like this. Hmmm... so in other words, these are men who sit on the fence. Could be something else to look out for.

...besides, I'm a size 9 ;-)

Yes you're right LB - how could such slender feet ever be mistaken for a copper's clodhoppers?! *examines feet closely in full length mirror*

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legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brum - go on fess up. You just took a picture of > your own hairy pins and posted them on a public > forum, didn't you. You big show off. Damn and blast woman, am I that transparent??!! *unrolls trouser, slinks back inside, quietly closes front door and draws curtains*

Gob

Is this one of them, LB? If he's not, then its one heck of a coincidence. I spotted him lurking outside my front door about ten minutes ago. He said he was from Kansas in the US and was sucked up in a tornado and dumped here. He asked me if I had seen any of his three 'friends' and a dog called 'Toto'. He's on his way down to you.

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Yes I see what you mean about my first suggestion. How about either: The Exocets The Black Widows The Tridents The Jaguars The Amazons

How about 'The Dulwich Dames'?

I agree completely about improving visibility for drivers approaching Barry Rd via the side roads - an excellent idea. Unfortunately I do not share DJ's view that most drivers give junctions the extra care they need. Besides, if they are so careful, why suggest that they have tougher driving tests? Surely they wouldn't need them!

And I will bring along some of my hot salsa for good measure......

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Think I spotted her! Yes, but not on my chopper! She was riding on someone else's, the floosie.

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well I'm sorry but that's not what she told me. > She said you hosed her down with Prosecco and she > had to make good her escape on your bike! For > god's sake man, I lend you a classy bird and look > what happens! > > You'll not do better than Martine McCutcheon from > now on. No I'm sorry. If you can't behave it's the > B list for you. Hmmm..... in retrospect, perhaps I may have over-stepped the mark by giving her a good soaking. Give me a second chance LB... please! I rather fancy trying a bit of Jane Russell vintage next....? Then you can give Martine McCutcheon to *Bob* and Mockney as a 'freebie'.

Yes that's right LM. Infact she liked it so much, she's nicked it! She was last seen riding down Lordship Lane, singing La Dolce Vita in gay abandon.

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pps Brum, what on earth did you do to Gina > Lollobrigida? She's refusing to come back and has > a most peculiar expression on her face............ All I did LB was pour a fire bucketful of prosecco over her norks whilst letting her play with my chopper. She seemed to like it.

Yes Hal, that'll do for now. Please. *sighs*....Despite our best efforts to deviate from it, some are still determined to continue childish arguing, which, for me at least, is a very unpleasant reading experience. I don't think anyone involved is showing themselves in a good light. In truth, I don't care two hoots what job Hugenot does, whether someone at a forum drinks 6 months ago felt snubbed, whether someone wishes to disprove so-called allegations. For me, The forum is a place to go to chat, debate, have fun, create stimulating discussion, make good friends, meet lovers, inform, learn, be crude, feel part of a vibrant community. In other words, everything most of this thread isn't. Oh and to make up new words like 'norkage'TMBob.

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I disagree...the vast majority of drivers don't > have accidents. If someone doesn't pay attention > at a junction then that's their fault. Why should > the rest of us be inconvenienced by that? Main > roads are main roads. Total nonsense to suggest > they should be relegated to the snail pace of some > residential roads because a few drivers are poor > drivers. Total nonsense? Interesting. Do you have any stats to back up your claim that the vast majority of drivers dont have accidents? On a personal note, I've been involved in several accidents over the years. Only one was my fault - I took a corner too fast and scraped a bollard on my blind side. Most of the others were down to other drivers not driving to reflect the road conditions or layout. Eg,, slamming into the back of me whilst stopped at a zebra crossing by driving too fast in icy conditions. I've been hit twice by drivers pulling out from a side road into my path (I wasn't driving too fast - they just pulled out). I think that that junction is a problem because its hard to see if the road is clear to pull out without nudging forward. If vehicles have to slow down as they approach the junction along Barry Road, it will mean that pulling out will be a lot safer.