daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LOL Brum . WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking > orgasms. Most men couldn't care less anyway and > you could use the saved energy to Hoover the house > afterwards . You just not had much luck, daizie. Besides, having real ones would mean you wouldn't give a toss about hoovering the bleedin house anyway... Here's a tip - avoid heating up water for your hot water bottle. Just use cold water straight from the tap, then lie on the bottle all night. In the morning - hey presto! A nice hot hot water bottle.