I know. It's an odd subject line. But seriously... I was wondering if this has happened to anyone else. I came back home this afternoon, after being out for about an hour, to find Vaseline smeared around the Yale lock on my front door. Presumably, this is a sign of an unsuccessful break-in. The property has an alarm, which the perp would have experienced had they got in, and I've reported the incident to the police on 101. So I've probably done all I can for the moment apart from being a little more alert to goings-on when out and about in the area (probably a good thing) and being just a little more suspicious of folk (sadly, not so good). Just wondered if anyone's noticed anything similar, or has any thoughts. PM me if you'd prefer. Des