A. Bear and a rabbit side by side in the forest, doing a number 2 . bear turns to the rabbit and saids when your done does the number 2 stick to your fur.rabbit saids no.so the bear picked the rabbit up and wiped his arse with him .
2 male crabs sitting on the beach .one of them starts having a good old scratch down below.the other crab saids you alright there.to which the crab replied I think I've got humans .