teddyboy23

What do you call a family photo for a orphan . a selfie

Yourself

Drape

apple

One snowman to another here can you smell carrots

2 old boys just about to tee off, for a round of golf when this funeral procession is just passing on the road next to the course.with the wreaths displaying wife mother grandmother.so one of the old fellas takes his cap off and lowers his head.his mate saids Bob that was very respectful of you.Bob saids well we have been married for 50 yes.

Teacher in class saids can anyone give me a sentence with the word. Contagious in it. Little Rosie saids my little brother got the flu from someone esle because it can be very contagious .teacher saids well done Rosie anyone else .little Jonnie puts his hand up miss miss I known .teacher saids go ahead Jonnie. I over heard my dad telling my mum,about the man next door whoes building a two storey extension on his house all by himself.and my dad said its going to take the contagious

American

Paste

2 cannibals eating a comedian one turns to the other and saids ,here does he taste funny to you

Level

Sheep

[Traumatic

Seedy

What Lebanums and Ken 78 said .

Kermit

Dense

Board

Geeks

Fella goes to the doctors ,he explains he can't stop singing tom Jones songs. doc saids it sounds like you've got tom Jones. Syndrome. Fella saids is it rare.doc saids well its not unusual.

Policeman stops a naked man crawling along the pavement with a naked lady sitting on his back policeman saids excuse me sir can you tell me what s going on. Man saids its alright officer we,re going to a fancy dress party policeman saids what as. Fella replies I'm going as a turtle .policeman saids well what about the lady.fella saids its all right officer that's Michelle .

My dog swallowed all my scrable letters now he's leaving little messages all over the place

I told my wife your drawing your eye brows on to high .she just looked at me surprised

Chip

Poets