teddyboy23

Champ

WARNING rude joke alert ) Micky mouse is in court applying for a divorce,from his wife Minnie mouse.on the grounds that she committed adultery.the judge saids, Micky looking at your statement.I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds that Minnie has big teeth. Micky replys ,i I never said that I said she was fcuking goofy

Drum

Space

My wife of 25yrs recently ran off, with my best mate of 20 yrs . its been 5 weeks now , and l really miss my mate

Illness

Prone

Down

Trout

Stir

Hours

I recently split with my girl friend of 3yrs .she changed after starting work in a factory making helium gas.when she talked to me.I just didn't like her tone of voice

Eggs

Those

north

Me and my girlfriend had a really good relationship, until we bought a waterbed, a few weeks ago.now we've just sort of drifted apart

3rs its mentioned on page 60 👍

Just watched the Scottish film version ,of silence of the lambs. Its called shut up ewes .

Protest

Threw

A. Bear and a rabbit side by side in the forest, doing a number 2 . bear turns to the rabbit and saids when your done does the number 2 stick to your fur.rabbit saids no.so the bear picked the rabbit up and wiped his arse with him .

Beach

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman. Snowballs

Captain

Brute