Huguenot

Hurrah! Do you remember what a twerp Sean Penn was?

Bloody hell, that's BBC Model B Chuckie Egg isn't it??? I won (I'm sure......)

Elite was buggered royally when they started to fill those polygons. Colour is for monkeys.

Right hand on heart, left hand open-palmed and pointing to heaven, La Marseillaise caressing convictions.... I'll be there shortly!!!

Yep, I know it was off topic, but fug it, go with the flow and such....

Hmmm, well, in the broader scheme of things noodles are the food of the devil. And you wear more than you could possibly eat. BUT did have them for tea last night.... ;-) And I slightly blame their insubstantial nature for the crashing hangover I'm sporting today like a well feathered hat. Deeply sorry Mockney ::o Incidentally, does anyone remember 'Borderline' by Madonna? It's on the radio at the moment, and I'm trying to work out if I ever fancied her... [Don't think so, but callow youth and that]

wooden go kart racing - build your own!

22 eh? Lucky b$@stard.

Well I think you only need a sock, a drainpipe and a cricket stump. Also up for consideration: Badge Stall, Balloon Stall, Book Stall, Bottle Stall, Bubble Wands, Cake Stall, Cob of Corn, Cake Dance, Coffee and tea, Craft Stall, Donuts, Fairy floss, Fairy stall, Farmers Market, Fashion Parade, Flower Stall, Food Court, Free Dress Day, Gourmet foods, Hot Chips, Ice Creams, Lolly and sweet stall, Lucky Dips, Money Tree, Name the Plant stall, Pre-loved Clothing, School merchandise, Show Bags, Sno Cones & Shaved Ice, Soft drinks, White elephant/Trash & Treasure How about sideshows such as... Baby Animal farms, Bust-a-balloon, Cane toad/cockroach races, Chocolate wheel, Coconut shy, Disco, Ducky Pond, Dunk a local councillor, Face painting, Hair colouring, Hoopla, Jump Lotto, Karaoke, Ladder Climb, Laser Skirmish, Lob a choc, Lob the dunny roll, Lucky Socks, Money Tree, Plaster art, Poo Lotto, Ring a Bottle, Show Bags, Stick lotto, Sky Diving, Throw a Coin, Tombola Yes, I did copy it from another internet site.... ;-)

Impressive. You could coin a phrase to describe a map like that. Something like Map 2.0 Or Map+

Mud wrestling for Dulwich Mum ;-)

Just a quick reminder chaps that it's a home tie for the pink and bloos this Saturday. A draw at Moseley and a loss at Burgess Hill have left us dropping to second in the table. We should all hold ourselves slightly to blame for this disaster, although we may make amendments by making our presence felt this fine weekend! Which reminds me of the old Darth Vader gag, who turns to Luke and whispers in that gravelly voice of his "I know what you're getting for Christmas". When faced with Luke's obvious surprise Vader reaffirms... "I know what you're getting for Christmas". Luke sputters "But how... what... how...?", and Vader explains: "I felt your presents..."

I'm not sure how sorting the posts would make my observations any more relevant than they currently aren't. I think if SE22 magazine were to create maps, they'd do a better job than the Starbucks one.

Glaziers is gonna be White Stuff. Close to opening shop is boutique kitchenware. Police station closure is still not confirmed - it's under a review over the next three years. I trust whoever gets it will raze it to the ground before buidling something more attractive ;-)

No, no, mockney, don't get me wrong, I wasn't challenging your highly generous post. It was a thing of beauty generated by a genuine desire to give back to the community. It was the original progenitor who described it as a map, and I was wondering what crazy train of thought convinced him that he had created a map. I assume it was a bloke, but if it was a lady then that would go some way to confirm my prejudices that girls don't understand some of the basics about maps. I'm given to believe that there was considerable research into this area, and it did confirm that the oestrogen friendly 50% navigate by their imagination.

Lol. :)) No, but I may take it up as a profession. The other half is a hydrographic surveyor, which is in the map making business, so I could considered an affiliate. However, she makes maps of water, which seems intrinsically faulty. It has an unrelenting sameness which in my dysfunctional opinion denies the possibility of landmarks (or watermarks). This would seem to make a map somewhat unlikely. However, it's pretty well paid, and so, like all good frauds, it should be celebrated and nurtured.

This could probably be considered a map: http://mc.multimap.com/cs/mi26//X21/Y70/X2136Y700S10W700H400.gif?pdel_id=200702058081342909&service_seq=2585 There are key differences. Put Starbucks on this, and you'd know where it was. This would be a useful addition to DM's manbag.

map /m?p/ noun, verb, mapped, map?ping. ?noun 1. a representation, usually on a flat surface, as of the features of an area of the earth or a portion of the heavens, showing them in their respective forms, sizes, and relationships according to some convention of representation: a map of Canada. See? This just isn't a map. Key ingredients are missing. Ingredients that convey meaning. ;-)

Entirely plausible. But this 'map' isn't going to help you confirm that one way or another.

Well, yes, but...E1 E1 E14 E14 E14 E14 E14 E14

I mean, W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1... so what? What's that told me? About as much as SW3 SW3 SW3 SW3 SW4 SW4 SW4 SW5 SW5 SW6 SW6 SW6 SW6 SW7 SW7 SW7 SW7 SW8 SW10 SW11 SW12 SW13 SW15 SW18 SW19 SW19 I should think?

Can I pee in his shoes?

But this isn't a map in the traditional sense is it? It's entirely possible that my map reading credentials aren't up there with modern thinking, but this seems to be a list of letters and numbers that identify the quantity rather than specific location of aforementioned watering holes? I'm none the wiser with locations after having viewed this, and I'd rather contend that that's a critical issue for a map. Not that it's important, but.... well... you know, am I missing something here? What would the advantage be to DM of carrying this list in her manbag? She couldn't exactly find herself gasping for a moccacino, pull out this handy guide, and be steered to the door? Or could she? Is it my interpretation that is faulty?

I can vouch that that smug get does indeed still drink at the Bishop.

Help, I don't understand. Does this mean there's a Starbucks in SE22?