>I was only 9 years old >I loved Donald Trump so much >I had all the merchandise >Every night I pray to Trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants >Trump is love" I say "Trump is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a racist >I knew he was jealous of my devotion for Donald Trump >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to bed >I am crying now and my face hurts >I fell a warmth approach me >It was Donald Trump >I was so happy >He whispers to me "We need to build a wall" >He gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket >I am ready >I open my wallet for Donald >He gave me a small loan of a million dollars >It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald >I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in >He roars a mighty roar as he fills up my wallet >My dad walks in >Donald Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "You're fired" >Trump leaves through my window >Trump is love >Trump is life