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giggirl Wrote:

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> I would like to be stuck in a lift with George

> Clooney. I'm sure he must cook some time so he

> qualifies.

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Yeah, he does a mean pork sword.

W**F

SteveT ( The Forums own David Brent ) wrote:

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> One case I know of where the staff were being

> radically reduced at a company downsizing

> operation, was this one lady who had just been

> axed, went to the boss and hugged him and kissed

> him on both cheeks inspite of his downcast rigid

> stance, and said 'thankyou for employing me I've

> enjoyed working here and I do hope when all of

> this misery is over and you are back on your feet

> you will consider me a worthwhile employee in the

> future'. He didn't re-employ her ever again.

> He married her some years later.

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So he bought her back off the liquidator then ?

W**F

silverfox Wrote:

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Last week it was left but wife made change

> the room around after it was redecorated

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silverfox

Go back to bed & start again dear.

W**F

Fantanazitic oh vonderbar unt glucklich

La !

Was flava ?

V**F

*Zis iz my bes accent so far Ja*

I lived in the old co-op dairy cottages once.........lovely !

That's it then I'm on the Fanta from now on.

President Barack Obama has labelled rap star Kanye West a "jackass" for interrupting Taylor Swift's winning speech at the MTV awards on Sunday.

Ohh dear !

West stormed the stage in New York to tell the crowd Beyonce should have won best female video prize.

So he's on the Charlie then ?

Since then he has called Swift personally to apologise.

After a crashing come down ?

Speaking before a press interview, Obama said: "I thought it was inappropriate, it's like she's getting an award, why are you butting in?"

So he's on the Charlie then ?

"The young lady seems like a perfectly nice person, she's getting her award, what's he doing up there?

Oh & The President of the United States "disses" you

Poor Ol' "Kanye do no wrong" seems life is throwing brickbats at him lately

Pray for him

And how was your day ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8258330.stm

W**F

Are Fanta doing the same ?

Can't imagine Iron "see you Jimmy" Bru doing such a thing

Oh yeah, Peace man.

When did Plip-plops change to Poo poos

Circa 89 ?

W**F

Always remember, your Bookmaker is your friend..

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In a Terry Thomas voice ?

So where is this serious grown ups writing room, I have looked everywhere? I don't want to do any Drawing so I'm not going in there, I might though want to do some colouring in later is there felt tips & crayons.

Keith Wrote:

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> Oh! the non belivers are everywhere. But when your

> drinking your next can of Coke Tony and not

> snorting it, take a look on the side of the can

> and then tell me I'm alone with a banner. ;)

>

> Love and Peace

>

> Keith

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Keith

oh so passive aggressive . Scratch a hippie , find a fascist.

Peace though , nice concept.

*Tony don't the bubbles go up your nose when you snort Coca cola , does mine & really tickles.

W**F

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> *Bob* Wrote:

> Anyway - this thread is about Lenny McLeish.

> Please show some respect.

>

> Point taken "Bob"...

>

>

> Ps - you did hear about Diana, didn't you?

>

> Give me a chance. I've only just realised that The

> Beatles have broken up M8...

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Oh Tone you are a good egg, I used to think you were a tw*. Now I know you're just a silly ol' bookie billy

W**F

Yeah there's a big guy that comes round and licks the plates clean. Been about for years, you new round here then ?

Pinyin, I like it.

Something Christmasy ?

Tony are you sure you are not over punting on these "uncanny departures" I know you are heavily involved in the murky and grimy world of G*mbling ( see it's a swear word now ). I imagine after years of emersion your moral compass may have strayed off the pole as it were. After all Tony how much money does a man need, the south London phrase " I'll make you right" in your case makes me shiver.

Quiting while your ahead & quiting are not the same thing Tony.

W**F

* I'm ohm-ing a Buddhist chant for you today.....Ohhhhhmmmmm*

DONG

Bring out yer dead

DONG Bring out yer dead...........

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> Izzard for BBC Sports Personality of the year?

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Yes I think it's a pretty amazing feat & a good suggestion Sean.

We want Eddie,(in girl mode ?)We want Eddie,We want Eddie,We want Eddie.

Please Tony pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase drop the M8

I H8 2 say it but pleaaaaaaaaaaze

???? Wrote:

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> The fact that many of the 'elders' are in jail or

> dead also leaves us with 14, 15 and 16 year olds

> with guns running the streets - Lord of the Flies

> stuff. Anyone read the 'Freakeconomics' chapter on

> drug dealers, 'Why most drug dealers live with

> their moms(sic)"? Fascinating stuff on the

> economics of drug dealing.

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Yes it's a good very good read "Freakanomics" , around here you see kids still living with 'mum" driving new but fairly modest cars ( with tints ) selling gear to mostly old guys driving bashed up cars.

It's a bloody weird situation, what's your thoughts on the legalised heroin clinic in the news today ?

Keef Wrote:

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> Funnily enough, I was watching "when Keith met

> Keith last night, which had Keith Allen meeting

> Floyd. Don't know if it was a hasty addition to

> the schedule, or if it was meant to be on last

> night.

>

> Keith Floyd asked Allen if he hated the name

> Keith.

>

> Allen replied, it's quite cool, you've got Keith

> Richards, Keith Moon, and yourself. Then you add

> Cheggers to the mix, and it all goes to shit! (or

> words to that effect). That is EXACTLY how I've

> always felt about it!

>

> Anyway, RIP, but not surprising given the way he

> insisted on living his life, right to the end.

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But your'e called Keef is that the same as Keith ? I liked the docu in a "look at the state of him way"

Duh

W**F

* I do confess I am weirdly tempted every time I go into Tesco on KD to shout " Keef " to see who looks round *

daizie Wrote:

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> (#) My mate Peter's stepdad always used to say

> that Anthea Redfern looked like she would really

> pong of BO. He was quite adamant about it and

> would let his family know this often.

>

> My dad used to say something very similar about

> Chrissy Hynde and fag butts ..

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Ol' lolly pop head Victoria Beckham must have breath that smells of farts ! All skinny ketosis girls like her do.

Meow.....I mean W**F

Gary Rhodes.....errrrghh

I used to love Masterchef with Lloyd Grossman " Lets see what's going on in the pistachio green corner of the kitchen" and all that, but as soon as that smarmy arse Gary Rhodes got involved I really wanted to brand him with a heated knife each bloody week & pull his stupid "Tate & Lyled" hair through a pasta making machine whilst rubbing cayenne pepper into his eyes the bast*rd.

"Oh ...Ahem...what came over me"

* smoothes down hair & unscrunches fists*

I once did some work on Franc Roddams kitchen which was great fun, he told me he made more money from Masterchef than he ever did from directing Quadrophenia which tickled me.

As for the twits now on there, I just can't bear more than 10 torturous minutes with out kicking the set.

Lastly is that Micheal Roux on board now ? he looks like one of the Babyshambles ...........Sheeeez

W**F

Well done Eddie Izzard

Running 1,100 miles in seven weeks is bloody amazing & all for the Sport Relief charity.

I'm not sure it was done in heels ( that would be amazing ) but some achievement.

Bravo.

W**F