woofmarkthedog

tog_in_sox Wrote:

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> Currently sitting in GBK scarfing a Mexican (not

> related to Columbian necktie) admiring two young

> lovelies as they try to wrap their chops around

> the silly big burgers here. (Yes there's

> something lewd in that statement but I can

> guarantee one of the old guard will be diving in

> the gutter before me so why bother.)

>

> If you turn out to be one of the 2 lovelies

> (brunette fetching dark teal blouse with a

> generous neckline, blonde in white cardi) I have

> been most impressed with your tidy munching

> abilities. Well done blondie on finishing first,

> that burger was almost as big as your head! Fancy

> a date?

>

> Was hoping to be doing a photo shoot tomorrow but

> models unavailable at last minute :(

> Tempted to hit the movie house for Inception or

> Toy Story 3.

> Sunday hopefully a lovely home made roast.

>

> All subject to change and better offers or an

> attack of conscience driving me to prepare for

> some blasted training course I'm on next week.

> 135 pages of learning and revision :((

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How....

( may I ask ) is "Jeeves"........?

W**F

( I'm snaffling off to bed now,"Wizard" eh ? )

P.s You really should "hit the town" & "paint it red" with Mr Ben, sometime, indeed (soon)

georgia Wrote:

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> Number 11 Outer Circle vs Pinot Grigio in the pub.

> It's a difficult one...

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No...

Not really, get pissed in the pub

It'll be more memorable

W**F

Hey....

Blandalanda Rocks

W**F

Both...

My two boys both had similar & Soya formula did the trick

The clinics were very wishy washy as to why

They are 9 & 6 now & in rude health

W**F

From our menu..

No we can't have a pony in the garden

So who is going to drive you to West Wickham every morning, certainly not me or mummy

No, you are not going to get a bus to West Wickham every morning

Do you know how to train a one year old pony

SHUT UP about the pony, oh he's called "black diamond" is he, that's nice ....NO, no, no NOOOOOO( at which point I finger draw NO on the wall)

Only ?650.00 IS THAT ALL, so where are you going to get ?650....what? Has she really, a ten year old has got ?650.00, stick with her son

Go away, go away, I can't hear you, tra laa laa laaa ( fingers in ears )

God, really I must grow up

When did you last wash your bum ?

W**F

Belle Wrote:

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> Yeah - I hate the comments about 'ooh you must get

> to watch a lot of Loose women'. (as if that would

> be a good thing anyway!)

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Yeah..

I hate that too.....

I mean it's really got to be "Countdown"

W**F

Tombola Wrote:

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> Bob, you are very mean (and funny).

>

> The original author of the story you remixed is my

> wife. I lived in East Dulwich for 5-6 years (on

> Derwent Grove) and we now live in Denmark/Herne

> Hill.

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Oh what joy...

( & there I was having a bad day )

Well done everyone & yes, naughty *Bob*

( I'm still very laughing )

W**F

Yeah whatever...

He's quite tidily dressed though & I do like the way he minces away

( I wonder if he was saying "er, did you just walk through a glass door, of a bus, wiv out a scratch " to himself )

Still he's probably settled down now with a dog & a cat and a very understanding partner in Penge

"Get out my face, like those days are sooo over yeah "

W**F

Not strictly....

"ALL Cheese"

( I'm sure there's a little "Spam" there too..)

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a97072_45.jpg

Looks delicious though..

W**F

trp489 Wrote:

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> This isn't really a thread about coke..

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I know...

BUT see how insidious & corrosive it's become

I"m having a "shandy" mind

The Mansion is quite nice though as Shaun said

( boy & he knows a bar or three )

(tu)

W**F

How are you feeling today...?

Fekkin Annoyedhttp://www.sailgb.com/Thumbnail.aspx?w=325&h=325&f=/pi/weemsplath/163015%20Barometer%20WInclinometer.jpg OKAY, but...

Are you talkin' to me....?

Personally...

My Barometer is on CODE RED today ( so I'm keeping away from people )

Ooooo really, I could bloody well chin someone.

This week I've dealt with too many F*CKWITS & it's soured my normally "sunny" disposition

I'm also meant to be sorting out a party BUT...

"It can all go to hell in a hand-cart"

( actually writing this is very cathartic )

* BIG breath in & snaps pencil *

W**F

Me...

I'm "testy" with "techy" thrown in all week-end

Why ?

W**F

I know...

I went to a very very nice garden party the other day ( well on paper )

Father made a touching speech ( though what the f*ck the child made of it ) with his jaw to one side

Lovely food & tons left over as half the people "just not hungry" though you could have made a landfill site with all the empty bottles.

All staffed with waiters & servers etc, very cool & urban london vibe ( bletch )

By 10.30 more "orders" were literally being delivered by "I'm the drug dealer" who was summoned like a pizza delivery company

I couldn't get a sensible word ( yeah me, ha ) out of anybody & left by 11.00

It resembled the "Thriller" promo vid but with paunchy middle aged couples & gay men dancing around

It were class ( if that's your bag )

W**F

Fine Fare

It wins hands down for me...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Supermarket_in_Thirsk_Market_Place_-_geograph.org.uk_-_27885.jpg

Now I'd like on of those in my back garden, actually I'd support a petition to bulldoze Wells Park to get one in

* sighs & starts laugh crying *

* tears up photo of "mother" again *

W**F

You mean..

The Mansion in Gypsy Hill ?

Ermmm, it's OK-ish if you like that cocktail & piano , large glasses of white wine "vibe"

Oh & people popping back & forward to the loo's "all-night-a-thon"

Mind you that's happening most place, it's like the land of the living dead out there

"No honestly, I always have this grey pallor & talk incessantly"

Cheers

W**F

I don't do heady....

http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/07/pantsfish/markerdiagramj.jpg but I do like "colouring in" quite a lot

W**F

SalubriousSyddersin Wrote:

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* to the tune of "look into my eyes " *

" Erm, Waitrosssssse do actually ssssstock Pickled Onion

Monssssster Munch. I know as it'ss ssssomething of an

occasssssssssional guilty pleas-ssssure. They'll even deliver

it via WaitrosssssseDeliver!"

http://images2.disneysites.com/clipart/images41/Movies/Robin_Hood/Sir_Hiss/sir-hiss01.gif "I'll pick you sssssome up when....

SSssssss..our Waitrosssssse arrivesssss, if you like?

( now looook into my eyessss..ssss )

Kinda creepy eh..?

W**F

Really...

Personally, I feel ( don't you love that get out clause ) it's rather like listening to a cement mixer with a loose brick in it

He churns & clanks his subjects, whilst huffing & blowing into the mike

All this, then an interlude of "musical cardboard" on 94.9FM

Thankfully I don't get to tune in unless I'm working late

Lastly, I bet he eats & talks at the same time ( to top it off )

Still, horses for courses

W**F

Well...

If you visualise this man; add a few stone, grey hair & glasses, maybe a walking stick

http://www.wrestlingheritage.co.uk/Shining%20Stars%20images/McManus%20shrine%20photos/McManus%20squat-small.jpg

..then you've got a chance of spotting him

( not sure IF he'll still be sporting the trunks though )

*Career after wrestling ( according to wiki-p )

He now works for Uxbridge based Anixter Wire and Cable distribution in public relations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_McManus

W**F

It's ...

...good to know how to "connect" Sue

Maybe there are some issues to work through ?

I find it's good to "talk on the Banana Phone"

Well at least once in a while anyway....

"Hello......helllllloo..."

W**F

Hey.....

It's me....

..y'know...

.. "The Annoying Skateboarding HotDog"

W**F

This isn't any old Farmer...

*soft porn soudtrack plays*

http://www.waitrose.com/assets/img/content/productrange_meat.jpg This is a Waitrose Farmer...

..and this isn't any old "Back Breaking" work..

http://www.waitrose.com/assets/img/content/organicpickers.jpg ..this is Waitrose Back Breaking work

..and this isn't YOUR Waitrose Supermarket

This is Beckenham's Waitrose Supermarket

So get over it....

http://www.waitrose.com/assets/img/christmas08/logos/waitrose.gif

NOT ON A HIGH STREET ANYWHERE NEAR YOU

W**F

MrBen Wrote:

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> Somewhere in the distance.....a dog barked....

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Ah Ha...

Made you look , made you stare ( at the waitrose site & staying ON topic )

* big GRIN *

W**F

Mr Ben..

What a "brown nose" you are

( someone be kind enough to forward this message to Mr Ben )

W**F

Sorry...

Who are you..?

You are not on my contact list

* taps screen *

W**F